http://www.metaforge.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=unplugged;action=display;num=1104987645;start=0Above is a link I frequent to play Stratego-Milton Bradley Board Game. Below is a post on the site message board for today. The response is from yours truly:
RubberWilbur
10 Most Beautiful Women
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----------------------------------------------------------------------O.K., here is my list of the 10 most beautiful women. A great deal of you will laugh at this list, because you may think they are not HOT enough, not slutty, etc. Here they are. Starting with the lesser.
10. Kelly Clarkson - Needs to lay off the Krispy Kremes from time to time. This girl has stored sexuality that beams out.
09. Meg Ryan/Sandra Bullock - Yea, they're old. Damn though, they have aged well. Can you imagine if some lucky sap could have had the opportunity to marry one of them in their early 20s and had all those good years of f'ing?
08. Alicia Keys - I'll admit, I am usually not attracted to black women (she is mixed). There is something about her that makes me want to suck every body part of hers.
07. Denise Richards - Here is another beautiful woman. I don't think anyone can argue with this pick.
06. Britney Spears - Yea, yea, yea, I know. Don't start! I hate her music and her voice. However, strip all that candy pop environment away from her and analyze this woman for her body. Smoking! Baby, I'd hit it one more time!
05. Mariah Carrey - She has not aged like fine wine, but she still is a fine piece of ass. She does have an awesome voice that blows Whitney Houston's out of the water. She might be my number 1 if she were 21 again.
04. Jessica Biel/Jennifer Garner - These two tie for 4. They are very similar in appeal. Both are great candidates for a good bang.
03. Barbara Bush (daughter) - What a piece of conservative ass. I would marry this girl.
02. Keira Knightly - this Brit is just is drop dead gorgeous. She is perfect all around and is in her peak symetric years. Gorgeous!
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01. Jennifer Love Hewitt - This is the most beautiful woman in the World. Perfection! Perfect! She has skin like silk, eyes that will rip your heart out, natural tits that you want to grab a hold of and never let go of, smoking ass and hips, and a personality of an angel. This is the kind of woman you would want to spend the rest of your life with.
The Rub
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buttwheat
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Re: 10 Most Beautiful Women
« Reply #1 on: Today at 9:43pm »
----------------------------------------------------------------------What a predictable pudhead you are. I could stand on a street corner in any major Latin American city and count 50 women in less then an hour walk by that would blow away any of these pasty faced, plastic coated bimbos on that list. You're eyes have been jaded by the "E" channel pal. You're balls and brains are stuck in remote control sterility.
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thank you
