in regards to racism...

[Aaron]

... in response to Look Dickhead..., posted by Edge on Aug 7, 2003

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[Aaron]

... in response to By Edge, tell Robby I said hello. , posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

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[donald]

... in response to here it is !!!!!, posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

She requested YOU for a cita??
now that's an interesting twist...WHAT COJONES!
so what happened on the cita???
she's right about the BUTTS and
that is really NOT earth shattering news!

[Aaron]

... in response to Re: here it is !!!!!, posted by donald on Aug 7, 2003

yup "D",

she requested me, and we had a great time. now, i know on the board, i come off as an a*z-hole, but i'm really not like that in person. it's just an on-line persona. when i get in the mix, it's on !!!!! and only the older ladies now how to deal. and i don't hang out with other gringos because i like to keep my business to myself.

each time this lady and i meet, we cannot keep our hands off of each other. she has the nicest body. but, i'm kind of scared of her, because clearly she has more experience, and she's a social smoker. i'm allergic to cigarette smoke.

i can remember the moment when she came in the agency, there was a another older gringo i was talking to, and i told him that she was the kind of women that i prefered to meet. he said he didn't like those types of ladies because they're too high maintance. each time we go out, i spend $40.00 USD on the date, and i don't return back to the pad until like 5:00 am. all in good clean fun, no sex.  

aaron

[Cali James]

... in response to Re: Re: here it is !!!!!, posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

Hey Aaron,

You've mentioned a couple times that you don't like hanging out with any of the gringos when in Colombia.  It's certainly a personal choice but I think you're making a mistake.  Sure there's some weirdos but a lot of the guys are pretty cool.  I always try to hook up with some of the guys when in Cali.  If I'm not sure who's in town, I'm almost guarenteed to run into somebody at the malls or Blues Brothers.

I think hanging out only with the Calenas, unless you're on a short vacation, misses part of the fun of going to Cali.  

Cali James

[Aaron]

... in response to here it is !!!!!, posted by Cali James on Aug 7, 2003

and when I get to Latin America, I try to get away from all American influences as much as possible.

As for the assasination attempt I posted about. A week or so before my last trip to Colombia, I posted on the board where I was going to be staying. Also, at that time, I was in the middle of a flame war, as usual, on the board.

When I was in Colombia, a young teenage girl brought a container of rice and pork from a little merchant on the side of the road. The box of food had the name and address of the restaurant. I wasn't in at the time to meet her.

When I got back, the agency owner told me a young girl came in and brought me something to eat. That she said her family has a business, and they want me to try the food to see if I would like it.

I looked in the box, and it looked as if someone had put something in it. I didn't eat the food, but I did call the telephone number on the box, no one was around at the restaurant.

The agency owner and I decided to go to the restaurant. The address was on the box.

We went, and the place was in an extremely dangerous part of Cali, far away from the agency. They say the place is almost as dangerous as AguaBlanca.

We found the restaurant, and it was this dirty old shack, and near the shack there was a smell of burning marijuana. A boy and a man came outside, and I asked them if a younger girl similar to the one who left the food lived there, they said no one of such a description lived there.

At that time, the agency owner told me that we better go, and don't stay too long. The agency owner told me that it was someone who wanted to poison me.

It could have been a boyfriend of a girl who I dated, it could have been a girl who was pissed off, or I think it could have been someone who has been in flame wars with me on this board. For example the Yalg character, who was supposedly in Cali the same time when I was there.

James, I keep to myself because it's hard to know who is who, and the intentions of people. I know it is kind of cynical, but that's just my take on it. So don't be offended, however, you can guarrantee, I don't go out of my way to stab gringos in the back for their ladies.

Aaron

[donald]

... in response to James, it's just that most of my friends..., posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOOD??

[Aaron]

... in response to Re: James, it's just that most of my fri..., posted by donald on Aug 7, 2003

Donald,

Now don't be offended, because I'm sincerely not trying to offend you. You haven't said anything to me that was offensive, but my instincts tell me that you're a Calena.

Am I right or wrong? If I am wrong, you can call me a fool, and I wont say anything. If I am right, then I love you.

Take Care,
Aaron

[donald]

... in response to Donald, I didn't eat it. I have a questi..., posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

a calena named donald??

you're not a fool aaron;
you're a f___g idiot!!

[Aaron]

... in response to Re: Donald, I didn't eat it. I have a qu..., posted by donald on Aug 7, 2003

n/t

[cancunhound]

... in response to Donald, I didn't eat it. I have a questi..., posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

Dude you're not helping your case here.
LMAO

[Aaron]

... in response to Donald a caleña?, posted by cancunhound on Aug 7, 2003

n/t

[cancunhound]

... in response to James, it's just that most of my friends..., posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

Well at least there was no poor mut that bought a bullet for you.  But you were willing to go to the worst barrio in Cali just to track down a girl that delivered a box of food?  Brilliant.  You believe it was an assasination attempt just because the agency owner mentioned that "maybe the food's poisoned"?  You seriously believe that a fellow board member was behind this master plan?  Come on!  But just in case somebody's taking notes - Aaron does not eat fried chicken, so let me suggest a spiked "sandía" would be more appropriate.  But with this kind of gullibility, just ask him to jump off a cliff, (just say it'll be OK).

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/test2.html

[Aaron]

... in response to Assasination again - Let me get this str..., posted by cancunhound on Aug 7, 2003

The agency owner and I didn't know where the restaurant was until we already got there. The taxi told us that the place was considered a dangerous part of town after we arrived. If it didn't happen to you, then mind your won business. FOOL !!!

From Aaron

[lswote]

... in response to Dude, how are the peanuts from the galle..., posted by Aaron on Aug 7, 2003

Watching Patrick ASSASSINATE YOUR ASS!