Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
Wise sayings to live by guys
