Update and Good-bye

[Michael B]

... in response to BS?, posted by Ray on Apr 25, 2003

We were working day watch out of Bunco. The boss is Captain Schaffer, my partner's name is Gannon, my name's...........Walker

[Dave H]

... in response to BS?, posted by Ray on Apr 25, 2003

Hey Ray,

My friends have pictures! )))

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to BS?, posted by Ray on Apr 25, 2003

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Hey Ray,

Is there an echo in here? :oO

Dave H.

[stefang]

... in response to East Coast - West Coast, posted by Dave H on Apr 25, 2003

I wouldn't be able to go since I have a Latina so I am safe to live my BS besides Dave you would be in trouble. I could point at you and say that is the man that says all Latinas are crazy. My wife would go over and stick a fork in you. Wait I'm not married yet cancel the above, see my girlfriend is in Portugal on a spy mission. I can tell you this now but she worked with some CIA agents who captured Iraqi officials in Lisbon who gave away where Saddam was located. Apparantly Saddams palice was built well enough to escape the first bombing.

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: East Coast - West Coast, posted by stefang on Apr 25, 2003

Hi Stefang,

The more the merrier...Latinas and East Europeans welcome! I been tenderized with a fork before...we will make sure to have plastic knives and forks. =8oO Filipinas are very good with  spoon, so plastic spoons too! I meant to say that all of the Latinas that I was involved with were crazy. Maybe I have 'stab the Gringo piñata' written all over my body. ))) Or perhaps I just don't know how to pick them, because I know plenty of nice ones. We will have to wait for your girlfriend to get back from her mission.

Dave H.

[stefang]

... in response to No...I Insist!, posted by Dave H on Apr 25, 2003

Well I thought very much about your past post of failed Latina marriages and decided to get protection. I figure whenever my girlfriend/wife gets angry I just go into the bedroom and get my special kevlar fork proof underwear.

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: No...I Insist!, posted by stefang on Apr 25, 2003

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Hi Stefang,

Fortunately, it was only one failed marriage. The rest were Latina girlfriends. Only my ex and 1 GF succeeded or attempted to stab me with knives. Find a cool tempered one or else I would suggest you buy a steel bedroom door with a keyless sliding bolt lock. Nothing like watching a knife penetrate through a door. =8oO The fork is only used by Latinas to distract, confuse, and anger you...similar to a Picador using a lance in a bullfight. The large kitchen knives are reserved for the actual attempt at a kill. ))) I joke about it now, but it wasn't too cool at the time! I was almost stabbed in the stomach in front of my 2 and 7 year old sons! If she has a hot temper, keep the knives in a drawer, not in a countertop knife block! Since I won't hit or become physical (only in the bedroom LOL)with a woman, I am at a huge disadvantage! I have several nice wounds on my hands from blocking and grabbing knife blades.

Dave H.

[Peter Lee]

... in response to Good Idea! LOL, posted by Dave H on Apr 26, 2003

To bad you got remarried,

I could have sold you a knife defense course from wives.  $500 for 10 lessons, I wonder if the latin board would be intrested.  LOL

[stefang]

... in response to Good Idea! LOL, posted by Dave H on Apr 26, 2003

Dave you are doing a good job of scaring me :0( I canceled my trip to Brasil and told my girfriend that they are all crazy. I am just kidding she doesn't have that temper at least I haven't seen it. I hope for my sake that you found all the worst Latinas in the world so I will be spared your pain. I will get to really see what she is like when I see her with family which will be fun from what she has told me. If there ever was a get-together it could be great I am sure she would love Florida plus you would get to eat fine Brasilian food and I would get to taste the Pinay food. Maybe some Russian mixed in. The only problem would be talking the women into cooking while the men goof off:0)

[Peter Lee]

... in response to Re: Good Idea! LOL, posted by stefang on Apr 26, 2003

stefang,

You know i study and teach Brazilina Jiu Jitsu.  We go to tournamnets and see the Brazilian babes and their boyfriends.   I hope your gal is nothing like what I seen in those tournaments.  But I know how it is when you are in love.  I don't know much about your situation but the Brazilians I seen seem worse than the Latin ones.   My wife knife defense couse is still availble if you need it. LOL
Good Luck

[Ray]

... in response to Good Idea! LOL, posted by Dave H on Apr 26, 2003

Dave, I have a question for you.

When she stabbed you in the butt, could you fart out of both holes? Just curious...

Ray

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Good Idea! LOL, posted by Ray on Apr 26, 2003

Hi Ray,

No, just hit a cheek as I blocked the thrust at my stomach and turned to haul ass. Good thing I was wearing Levis and don't have a big butt! LOL But a friend of mine is now known as "The Boy With Two Azzholes!" He had an abcess that turned into a fistula which was a real pain in his ass! 8oO  

Dave H.

[Jeff S]

... in response to East Coast - West Coast, posted by Dave H on Apr 25, 2003

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... we KNOW it. (Sorry couldn't resist.)

Hey, yeah, I'm up for a big party!

- Jeff

[Dave H]

... in response to We don't THINK your posts are BS, Dave....., posted by Jeff S on Apr 25, 2003

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Hey Ese,

Sometimes I don't even believe myself. ) I used to be 'normal'...that's what is frightening! )))

I could use a little cultural. Me and the gringo next door are the only two pendejos in de barrio. :oD

Dave H.

[Jeff S]

... in response to You're Right! ), posted by Dave H on Apr 25, 2003

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