Cinderella and the glass slipper

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: AY CHIWAWA!, posted by Jeff S on Mar 26, 2003

Hola Jeff,

I will spare you my Spanish and let you practice your English skills. LOL I have been retired for a while and starting to lose my Spanish a bit. I'm still very good at ordering food and drinks! ;o))) Maybe I should hang out on the Latin Board. I can certainly sympathize with you having all of those "drama queens!" You must keep busy settling disputes and keeping people away from each other.

Dave H.

[Stephen]

... in response to Hi Peter, I didn't read, posted by greg on Mar 26, 2003

What am I missing out on!

Tess never pulls this "I'm killing myself" crap.  I can always count on her being emotionally stable.  She doesn't go through mood swings.  If this "I'm killing myself" is what you go through when you marry a Filipina, then I don't want to marry one.

Stephen

[Peter Lee]

... in response to Re: Hi Peter, I didn't read, posted by Stephen on Mar 26, 2003

Stephen,

It is ok Stephen, some of my prior gf have said the same thing.   It is a desperation tool, and sometimes it works.
Coz you never really know and you don't want to be responsible for any one getting hurt.  Remember she said "you want me to jump off a cliff?"  Not too many cliffs where she is at LOL.  If my guess is right the Latin forum is probably full of "kill my self" mail LOL.  This was not a mood swing!  She just got caught with the hands in the cookie jar.  What do I have to prove that I am right "kill myself?" LOL One thing is guaranteed, I will not to have a boring relationship hehehehe

[Mita]

... in response to Re: Hi Peter, I didn't read, posted by Stephen on Mar 26, 2003

from this Pinay:
If I were in disagreement with my husband, I wouldn't (and never have) threaten to kill myself...why would I do that???  I have threatened to cut off a vital organ if he strays though.

[Peter Lee]

... in response to Re: Re: Hi Peter, I didn't read, posted by Mita on Mar 26, 2003

I agree if he stays LOL

She was put in a corner with no place to turn

I had the resources of all of you in an outline form to question her

We already knew what she was going to say before she said it.  She didn't have a chance

A desperation tool that works sometime

It was a last hope thing to do

"Do I have to kill myself to prove I am right? LOL

You want me to jump off a cliff?

Why do I have this feeling that your husband would be committing suicide if he ever strays?

Did I get on the Latin forum by mistake?

[Mita]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Hi Peter, I didn't read, posted by Peter Lee on Mar 26, 2003

Manipulation is more like it, Peter.  As for breaking off with you, she knows how hooked you are and was very secure in that knowledge.  I don't know the young lady but I'm a woman who does not play with men but can recognize the signs.  If you are willing to risk it and feel you are prepared to face all the drama that will proceed this marriage - I wish you the best.
As for the chat you quoted, I hardly understood a thing in there!  In fact, hardly anything was said by way of explanation on her part.  You even helped her out by presenting the aunt as a perfect patsy.
When you do get married, be prepared for the cutting off threats but don't put up with the suicide bluff - only psychologically disadvantaged women would resort to that.
As for my husband committing suicide if he strays...I think he just might do that cause I would walk away with his vital organ.  Then I'd find me a rich, handsome AND younger Kano!

[Esiang]

... in response to Suicide, posted by Mita on Mar 26, 2003

Mita your funny lol......

[Ray]

... in response to Suicide, posted by Mita on Mar 26, 2003

Mita, is that organ "vital" to the woman or the man? ROTFLMGDAO!

I was just curious. What technique will you use? Rusty razor blade? Scalpel? Bolo? Lawn mower? Chain saw?

If you ever do, don't make the same mistake that Lorena Bobbit did. Chop it up in little pieces and flush it down the toilet :-)

OUCH!!!

Ray

[Peter Lee]

... in response to Vital organs, posted by Ray on Mar 26, 2003

I thought in court in came out that Lora cut it off and threw it out of the car window where it hit a passerby.  They recovered some of it and sawed it back on.

[Ray]

... in response to Re: Vital organs, posted by Peter Lee on Mar 26, 2003

That was my point. She should have chopped & flushed (LOL)

I don't remember the part about it hitting a passerby (CUMFLTNTPIMGDFP!)

Ray

[Peter Lee]

... in response to Re: Re: Vital organs, posted by Ray on Mar 26, 2003

There was a witness in court, testifying how he got hit in the face with this thing.  They did find a piece of it to sew back on.  What I remember the judge had to clear the court coz of the laughter.  [talk about a surprise witness LOL]

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Vital organs, posted by Peter Lee on Mar 28, 2003

Hi Peter,

I remember watching a very funny Bee Gees parody of the song "To Love Somebody" about John Wayne Bobbitt. ROFLMAOPIMMFP! I swear I wasn't dreaming! It was on the "Howard Stern New Year's Rotten Eve Special" a few years back.
 
"You don't know what it's like,
You don't know what it's like,
to lose your penis,
to lose your penis,
the way I lost mine."

Dave H.

[Peter Lee]

... in response to "You Don't Know What It's Like"..., posted by Dave H on Mar 28, 2003

I think we should drop this subject fast!

Let's not give any ladies any more ideas on intimidation.

They are intimidating enough as it is now!

They not only have the power to split into two and become two people that's scary enough.

Now we are reminding them that they can cut off our manhood in our sleep.  

That is true terrorism, I believe that is the real reason we secretly do what ever they want.  

It is hard to keep trying to keep the illusion that we are in charge. LOL

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: "You Don't Know What It's Like&..., posted by Peter Lee on Mar 29, 2003

Hi Peter,

I agree that we shouldn't give ladies any more ideas on intimidation or revenge. =8oO I have seen some very frightening techniques used by ladies over the years, which will remain secret. I have seen the "severed penis technique" used on several occasions. The guys died...probably a blessing. It was combined with multiple stab wounds. One of the more comical things I saw quit often was super gluing the guy's penis to his leg. It can cause quit a problem, but isn't life threatening.  I wonder if they tried to super glue Bobbitt's back on? ;o)))

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to Super Glue, posted by Dave H on Mar 29, 2003

I think they should have super-glued Bobbit's penis to his forehead. After all, he is a dick-head :-)

Ray