Song...

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Crazy wives, posted by Jimbo on Feb 12, 2003

Hi Jim,

The worse thing about getting hit by your wife in a Mercedes is the possibility of surviving and having to pay for the repairs afterwards!:oO Maybe I should have my wife drive the pickup. I can just about walk underneath it! ;o)))

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Song..., posted by Jay on Feb 10, 2003

Hey Jay,

You're a natural! I Loved It!!! Better leave the "hoe's" out! LOL I think I offended some people with with my reference to the most commonly asked question to Filipinas married to Kanos. The Rumor: "Is it true?" )))

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Song..., posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

It was better than my song "3 Times A Kano" ;o)))

Thanks for the laughs that you've given me,
You've driven me out of my mind.
Thank God that we've come
To the end of your trip
Now there's something I must say!

Your once, twice
Three times a Kano
Hey hey hey Joe
Yes, your once, twice
Three times a Kano
Hey hey hey Joe!
Now get on your way

Dave H.

[Esiang]

... in response to Oh Well..., posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

lol

[Jimbo]

... in response to Song..., posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

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Secret Asian Cab (by Jim H.)

There's a man who cruises 'round the NAIA
With white Toyota cab he's up for hire
Oh, his aircon isn't cold
The fumes could kill the old
Odds are he will break down by tomorrow

Secret Asian Cab
Secret Asian Cab
They've given you a junkbox, and took your Carabao

Beware of friendly Kanos you may find
A friendly face could hide a cheapskate mind
Be careful what you say
Don't give the price away
Tell them how the meter's "broken already"

Secret Asian Cab
Secret Asian Cab
They've given you a junkbox, and took your Carabao

You're living high on Tanduay one day
Then stiffed by Kanos with no tips the next day
Oh, with Jesus on the dashboard
A P900 fare is assured
Odds are you will con one by tomorrow

Secret Asian Cab
Secret Asian Cab
They've given you a junkbox, and took your Carabao

[Ray]

... in response to I'm in Dave!, posted by Jimbo on Feb 10, 2003

:-O

[Dave H]

... in response to I'm in Dave!, posted by Jimbo on Feb 10, 2003

Hi Jim,

I loved it! Butuan City Bad Boys!We have to open up a recording studio! LOL Maybe write songs for Azn Pride. My song was a little on the dirty side, but not as bad as "Dear Penis." Thanks Jeff, that one is still killing me! I'm starting work on my latest song "Nipa Hut." It should take about a half hour. LOL

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Very Nice!!! ))), posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

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"Nipa Hut" by Dave H.

(sing to The B52's Love Shack)

If you see a wooden sign by the side of the road that says
15 Kilometers to the... Nipa Hut! Nipa Hut yeah
I'm headin' down the mountain highway, lookin' for the karaoke hideaway
Heading for the karaoke hideaway, karaoke hideaway,
I got me a jeepney, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Nipa Hut
I got me a jeepney, it holds about 50
So hurry up and get on the roof

The Nipa Hut is a little old place where we sing karaoke
Nipa Hut baby, Nipa Hut bay-bee.
Karaoke baby, that's where it's at, Oo karaoke baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Oo...stay away fools, 'cause Tanduay rules at the Nipa Hut!
Well it's set way back in the bundok,
Just a funky old bamboo hut and I gotta get back

Mat for a mattress
Carabao on the highway
Nipa on the roof
Butiki on the wall

The Nipa Hut is a little old place where we sing together
Nipa Hut baby! Nipa Hut, that's where it's at!
Singin' and a dancin', drinkin' and a eatin', wearin' no barong
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole hut tumalbog! The whole hut tumalbog when everybody's
Dancin' up and down and around!
Everybody's dancin', everybody's jumpin' baby!
Folks happy inside just to get down
Everybody's dancin', everybody's jumpin' baby
Funky little hut! Funky little hut!

Hop in my jeepney, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a jeepney, it holds about 50
So hurry up and get on the roof

Jump jump jump on the floor baby! Sing a little louder baby!

Jump jump jump on the floor baby! I can't hear you
The what?... Nipa roof, busted!

Nipa Hut, baby Nipa Hut!
Nipa baby, that's where it's at
Singin' and a dancin', drinkin' and a eatin' at the Nipa Hut

Dave H.

[Jimbo]

... in response to Nipa Hut, posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

Hey Dave, this is a real gem!  Chris should see it - I think it would be a great theme song for the Nipa Hut board.

..and maybe I can put my "Saddam's Way" over here ;-)))

Jim

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Nipa Hut, posted by Jimbo on Feb 13, 2003

Hi Jim,

Maybe we can do our version of the B52's "Planet Claire" for a P-L theme song. LOL

"Planet - Love"

Ahhhahhhahhahh

She came from Planet Love... )))

Dave H.

[Jimbo]

... in response to Very Nice!!! ))), posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

Hi Dave,

Your song inspired me so I just had to jump in )

Nipa Hut - to what music?  You'll keep it clean, I know (well I hope :O)))  What's the angle - the joys of bamboo construction, charcol cooking, geckos, and big tambok lamoks?  LOL!

Jim