Planet-Love.com Searchable Archives
June 29, 2024, 12:45:40 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: This board is a BROWSE and SEARCH only board. Please IGNORE the Registration - no registration necessary. No new posts allowed. It contains the archived posts from the Planet-Love.com website from approximately 2001 through 2005.
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: Song...  (Read 12463 times)
Dave H
Guest
« on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
[This message has been edited by Dave H]

Sung to the tune of Johnny River's "Secret Agent Man." Don't anyone hate me, I'm only the lyricist. Shocked))) All meant in good fun!

Pilipino Man (by Dave H.)

There's a man who eats rice and pork
Using fingers he has no use for a fork
With every bite he makes
another chance he takes
Odds are there won’t be any left for tomorrow

Pilipino man, Pilipino man
Kanos may take away your women, but you know they aren't hard

You work hard and all you get is blisters
Kanos come and take a way your sisters
But you don’t really care
You’ve sisters everywhere
Odds are you’ll have a new Nokia by tomorrow

Pilipino man, Pilipino man
Kanos may take away your women, but you know they aren't hard

Pilipino man, Pilipino man
Kanos may take away your women, but you know they aren't hard

Drinkinin' in the barangay one day
And then workin' in the hot sun the next day
Oh no, the Kano didn’t leave a tip
While kissing Filipina lips
Odds are you’ll utot on him tomorrow

Pilipino man, Pilipino man
Kanos may take away your women, but you know they aren't hard

Pilipino man
Logged
Ray
Guest
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Song..., posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

O.K. Dave, here's an oldie from Subic. This was written by a local Olongapo City band and became a classic over the years. Sing to the tune of "Ballad of the Green Berets", preferably with a Pinoy accent :-)

-----
Ballad Of Subic Bay

I joined the Navy for sixteen years,
sailing the seas that brought me here.
For sixteen years I'm running loose,
for sixteen years, I'm a Seaman deuce.

Horny sailors, all are we
for we must sail the seven seas.
One thousand miles we steamed today
to see our girls in Subic Bay.

Silver dollar on my girl's breast,
she's gone short time with Americas best.
One hundred men she laid today,
but only three in a normal way.

Take me back to my old joint,
my ship is anchored in Cubi Point.
And that girl I use to lay,
she's now the mayor of Subic Bay.

Silver dollar on my girl's breast,
an overnight, she does her best.
Of all the men that she's been with,
I'm the only one who caught that syph.

I joined the Navy; I don't like it.
Sailing the seas that brought me here.
And every time I sail away,
I long again for Subic Bay.

I long again for Subic Bay.
-----
Logged
Jay
Guest
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Another Classic, posted by Ray on Feb 11, 2003

[This message has been edited by Jay]

Hi Ray,

ROTFLMAO!!! Excellent Ray. I got to write one about Angeles one day! ;-)

Jay- ex horny airman
Logged
Dave H
Guest
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Another Classic, posted by Ray on Feb 11, 2003

Hi Ray,

ROFLMAOCUMLTNTSIMMFP!!! How can I compete with an Olongapo City band? I will awallow my pride, lick my wounds, and write again another day. That truely is a classic! Shocked)))

Dave H.
Logged
Jay
Guest
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Song..., posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

[This message has been edited by Jay]

OK DAVE,

I know it's stupid but heres my first song. Next will be all mine.

"Cuz growin up I was never the logical one,
packed my sh1t and left home like the prodigal son
with a bottle of jack and my shotgun strapped,
I went looking for fame and yo I've never been back
filled with spite staying high as a kite,
I was dealin and stealin everything in sight
pool hustling trying to make that green,
I've been ramblin and gamblin since the age of 13"

Hey lucky I didn't sing "To all the hoe's I'be lobed bepore, who trabeled in and out my dorr............(Pinoy accent)

Jay
PS- no I'm fine, just feeling stronger every day( oops another song! LOL!)
Logged
Esiang
Guest
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Song..., posted by Jay on Feb 10, 2003

"To all the hoe's I'be lobed bepore, who trabeled in and out my dorr............(Pinoy bisayan accent)

 he..he...he....
You should have sung this song (with bisayan accent), it would have been nice to hear this from kano guys...

lol.....
Logged
Dave H
Guest
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Re: Song..., posted by Esiang on Feb 10, 2003

Hi Esiang,

Probably best to sing it with a Surigao accent. He he he...:oD

Dave H.
Logged
Esiang
Guest
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to I think..., posted by Dave H on Feb 11, 2003

Sure....you should also try it with russian accent he..he..
it's gonna be nize....beri beri nize....
Logged
Dave H
Guest
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: I think..., posted by Esiang on Feb 11, 2003

Hi Esiang,

Or maybe with a German accent...vi have vays of making you laugh...words like "Fahrvergnügen" which means "the pleasure of driving!" I think that you are a lady who enjoys Fahrvergnügen...yes. Tell your husband that you must have more Fahrvergnügen! ;o)))

Dave H.
Logged
Esiang
Guest
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to You are funny!, posted by Dave H on Feb 11, 2003

Yeah, I kick his ass just to go on for driving (joke)he..he..

Guten Mogen! to you and your wife....I'm not sure of that german spelling.....
Logged
Dave H
Guest
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: You are funny!, posted by Esiang on Feb 11, 2003

Hi Esiang,

Thanks! I think you spelled it right. Shocked) Your hubby better not stand in front of the car or else he will turn into a speed bump! =8oO I can't wait until my wife starts driving. =8oO I need to get a car with an automatic transmission. I am amazed at how calm my wife is when I drive. She is used to the drivers in the Philippines. There are so many crazy drivers where we live (S. FL). I can't use defensive driving or else we would be in many wrecks. I have to use "offensive driving." Shocked)

Dave H.
Logged
Esiang
Guest
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Crazy Drivers!, posted by Dave H on Feb 12, 2003

Yeah, crazy drivers in the Phils., My husband were really scared there, he..he..even up to now he's so nervous when I'm driving.....

O..oh...I won't run over my husband even if he cheated ha..ha... unlike that woman on tv(cheating case), she's bad...

I bet you have lots of cubans in S.Fl. he..he...no wonder you have to used offensive driving......

Good Luck to your wife.....Mabuhay...!
Logged
Dave H
Guest
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Crazy Drivers!, posted by Esiang on Feb 12, 2003

[This message has been edited by Dave H]

Hi Esiang,

Lots of Cubans here...they are the good drivers! LOL You should see how some of the other nationalities drive! =8oO The worst intersection in America is about a mile from my house. No...I'm not the reason! ;o)))

Dave H.
Logged
Jimbo
Guest
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Crazy Drivers!, posted by Esiang on Feb 12, 2003

Hi Esiang,

My wife would run over me if I cheated on her, that's what she told me.  But only if she had a Mercedes!?!  So I think she'll be driving her Toyota for a long, long time Shocked)))

Jim
Logged
Esiang
Guest
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Crazy wives, posted by Jimbo on Feb 12, 2003

He..he...for the love of Mercedes...
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1 RC2 | SMF © 2001-2005, Lewis Media Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!