Have A Politically Correct Holiday!
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2003, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country or is the only "America" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choices of computer platform, or sexual preference of
the wishee.
*By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform
as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Hum & Sallie
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