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[Dave H]

... in response to Rule #2, posted by Dave H on Sep 4, 2002

Gold Digger Rule #3 - If she asks you how many US dollars you plan on sending her each month, you may want to reconsider. If you decide to give her an answer, pause afterward... If she follows up with, "How much are you going to send to my family then?" Exuse yourself to the CR, lock the door, crawl out through the window or any other opening you can find and keep on crawling without looking back!

Gold Digger Rule #4 - If she asks you how much money you make, tell her you are unemployed. If she sticks around, she may be marriage material.

Dave H.

[Zebson]

... in response to Rules #3 & 4, posted by Dave H on Sep 4, 2002

Hey, Dave..I like that. You know, I recently told an email pal, that I was a trashcollector when I first stared our communication back and forth, She said no problem. But then later she called me the trashmaster accidently, hahaa and I didn't know how to take that. After a few weeks  of emailing and chatting that she said she didn't think I was really a trashmaster cause I wouldn't talk and act and look like me. Then she ask to see my hands infront of the webcam as we were chatting. Now I have come up with a name for her too I call her the Palmreader woman..hehe!!!

Zeb

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Rules #3 & 4, posted by Zebson on Sep 5, 2002

N/T

[Dave H]

... in response to Rules #3 & 4, posted by Dave H on Sep 4, 2002

Gold Digger Rule #5 - If your pen pal or fiancee calls you "Joe" (unless your name is Joe) or any name other than your own...she has another boyfriend. If she calls you "Dudong"...she has many other boyfriends. Ask her what number "Dudong" you are to check. If it is not too high, you want might to work your way up to "Dudong #1" and marry her. )

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Rule #5, posted by Dave H on Sep 4, 2002

It's getting late so I'm skipping right to the end. Please feel free to fill in the missing rules.

Final Gold Digger Rule - If your fiancee's children tell you that their mother is still a virgin and you believe them...by all means go ahead and marry her and forget all of the rules. ) You wouldn't be the first to fall for that old trick.

Dave H.

[Jimbo]

... in response to Final Rule, posted by Dave H on Sep 4, 2002

If you advertize yourself, list your occupation as "Farm Laborer."

-Goodnight Dave.

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: Appendix Rule, posted by Jimbo on Sep 5, 2002

Hey Jim,

If I had been seeking a Japanese wife, I would have listed my occupation as "pig farmer." )))

Dave H.

[kevin]

... in response to Re: Appendix Rule, posted by Jimbo on Sep 5, 2002


what kind of responses if one listed himself as a janitor in a cleaning company.

- Kevin

[Dave H]

... in response to I wonder . . ., posted by kevin on Sep 5, 2002

Kevin,

What do you think about "Flatulent sewer diver with LBS (leaky bowel syndrome). LOL She...it! I know several divers and they make good money. LOL

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: A Good Philippines Business..., posted by Jay on Sep 4, 2002

Hey Jay,

My hope is that they put them up in real nice furnished apartments in Manila or one of the other large cities. If not, who knows where the money is going?

Dave h.

[Jay]

... in response to A lot of money!, posted by Dave H on Sep 4, 2002

Hi Dave,

My guess would be 'Dudong". Poor guys.

Jay

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: A lot of money!, posted by Jay on Sep 5, 2002

N/T

[SteveB]

... in response to A Good Philippines Business..., posted by Dave H on Sep 4, 2002

Dang Daveh, you write songs, make computer art,,,,LOL,,,and now you're a golddigger!!!!What Next? J/K  

steveb

[Dave H]

... in response to Another hidden talent???, posted by SteveB on Sep 4, 2002

Hey Joe,

"Me so horny! Me love you long time! You just like Russel Crowe. Send more money! Need $10,000 US for new nipa hut. Old one fall down. Need money buy Daddy new tricycle. Need money for build sari-sari. You very handsome and young Kano. Send all your money Joe!" )

Love,

Davida H.
_______________

Hey Steve,

How did I do?

My wife's family went through several serious hardships while she was still in the Philippines. She never told me or asked for money. I only found out through my friend, my Kano bother-in-law. My wife would still be reluctent to tell me more info, so as not to worry me. The several times I sent money, I had to send it first by Western Union, then tell her. If not, she would refuse it.

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to Good Bye....., posted by Mars on Sep 3, 2002

Why don’t you tell the truth for once in your life Mars?

No Mars, you didn’t confront me because you perceived that I was “verbally assaulting” Greg. Why don’t you admit that you can’t stand Greg? After all, isn’t he one of those dirty uneducated blue-collar scums that you despise so much? You started a fight with me because you hate my guts and Greg was bashing Filipinas. IMO, Greg has more class than you’ll ever have. At least he’s honest. And just what is your definition of a “verbal assault”? I think anyone who witnessed your recent childish tirade would find your claim of defending some innocent guy against a “verbal Assault” totally laughable (hehehe!).

You said “I am leaving because I chose to. I realized after that fight that I really don't have any business here at this is Phils oriented board”. You aren’t leaving because this is a “Phils oriented board”. You’re leaving because you made a total arse of yourself and you know you’ll never live it down, so you’re running away with your tail tucked between your legs. And you just couldn’t resist the opportunity to get one last lick in, could you. I think you’re nothing more than an arrogant, self-righteous, sniveling coward. Some of the asinine comments you made revealed some serious character flaws that you need to work on IMHO. My suspicion for the real reason that you despise Filipinas is because one turned you down and your over-inflated ego just couldn’t handle the rejection. She probably told you “No thank you Mr. Mars, you’re just too much of an arrogant snob for me”. If you had been paying attention on this forum, you would have known that Filipinas despise arrogant know-it-alls like yourself. My advice to you is to take a good look in the mirror before you get into another relationship. Read Tim’s post on the subject below. Oh, one more piece of friendly advice Mars: don’t start any more fights on web forums until you learn to control that bad temper of yours :-)

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Some memorable quotes from Mars:

“For those of you who have been burned by Filipinas, forget the Philippines and visit China. You will find a much higher class of woman there…Quality is always cheaper over the long run.”

“Another blue collar, anti-intellectual oaf. Sheesh..Shouldn't you be driving truck or something 7 days a week?”

“I've seen enough of you anti-intellectual types in my life. Your resentment towards the intelligentsia is repulsive to me. But I guess that comes from doing something you hated all your life in the blue collar world and witnessing others who are happy with life”

“And you can go back to your sister or mother or brother or daddy or hand or where ever it was you lost your virginity”

“Bl*w me...and that goes for your mother too.”
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Of course, now you’ll probably deny that you said those things :-)

No hard feelings Mars. I wish you luck and I’ll remember you in my prayers…

Ray