Interesting conversation

[Mike]

... in response to Antonua is absolutely right!!! Dream seq..., posted by Scaught on Mar 16, 2003

Someone has read way too many smut magazines! It's funny how being single and lonely can make ya have a good hand grip and have you talking like a XXX novel.
Mike

[Scaught]

... in response to Re: Antonua is absolutely right!!! Dream..., posted by Mike on Mar 16, 2003

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Mike:

I had no idea my words would make you hard!!!

I hope you used your favorite grip-- and didn't gum up the keyboard this time!

[Mike]

... in response to What's a "smut" magazine and w..., posted by Scaught on Mar 16, 2003

I wasn't aware that one could gum up the keypad. (must be one of those things you learn from your mistakes) In my younger days I did clog the tub up a few times. As for your writing it did bring back old memories of being 14 and reading dirty magazines, but those days have long sense past and it takes real things to get me hard that being things like my wife, and perhaps the smell of gunpowder. As for clueless. (ha ha) Get a grip!
Mike - who always met his ladies on his own.

[micha1]

... in response to Antonua is absolutely right!!! Dream seq..., posted by Scaught on Mar 16, 2003

An USA ambassador would not have use the language that you describe in your post.
It is quite easy for you, Mr. Undisclose all the way, to say.....
Why, what's  your interest of stirring s**t, today.
Just remember to  to stir it, you have to stand over it
and smell it,  hence the smell of your post.

[BURKE89]

... in response to Re: Antonua is absolutely right!!! Dream..., posted by micha1 on Mar 16, 2003

lil' Micky: however, 'Scaught's' previous trip-reports... et al. Well, they mantain or, shall we say... purport a difficult concept: Honesty.

Quell the... or at least, the Allende agit-prop, eh?

Vaughn

[Scaught]

... in response to Sorry..., posted by BURKE89 on Mar 16, 2003

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Right on brother!

[Scaught]

... in response to Re: Antonua is absolutely right!!! Dream..., posted by micha1 on Mar 16, 2003

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He also mixed his --going to's-- with a liberal sprinkling of --gonnas-- (about a 70/30 mix) to show he hasn't yet lost touch with the people. I found this switch of linguistic patterns at first endearing, but then I couldn't help but sense a whiff of pandering calculation.

I thought you were there, too, at the audience with, as you say, "His Most High, Way Up There, Mightiest Super Human Holy of Holies, Grand Ambassador to the Place the Vast Majority of Americans Never Heard Of", Micha, but you unfortunately had gone to the toilet (agiter du meurde, no doubt, as you say) when these words were spoken.

Scaught

[micha1]

... in response to "... eye candy and hand pudding...&..., posted by Scaught on Mar 16, 2003

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No calculation.  You are pretty good with words behind the undisclosed.
Don't you know about projection.
In french we say,  "tu raisonnes  comme un tambour."

[Scaught]

... in response to Re: "... eye candy and hand pudding..., posted by micha1 on Mar 16, 2003

Rat-ta-ta-tat!

[lswote]

... in response to Re: "... eye candy and hand pudding..., posted by micha1 on Mar 16, 2003

English must not be your native language or you would understand that Scaught is blatantly telling a joke.

[Scaught]

... in response to Re: Re: "... eye candy and hand pud..., posted by lswote on Mar 16, 2003

Thank you Iswrote:

Micha has an excuse. The others who didn't get it-- well, you just have to wonder if they'll ever achieve their grandest and most impossible dream: To move from the cash register to the grill.

[micha1]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: "... eye candy and hand..., posted by Scaught on Mar 16, 2003

Thanks,  lesson learn I sincerely hope.
Perhaps the chip has fallen or will fall from my shoulder.
Things are so ambivalent at this time.

[Scaught]

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: "... eye candy and ..., posted by micha1 on Mar 16, 2003

To quote a French proverb that originated in Maine:

"Scaught should be careful when stirring bowel movements -- they might splash to and fro, and all may stink."

Some nuance may possibly be lost in my translation.

I am just p/o'ed that the guys I taught in Cambridge have such cushy jobs now (Shambassador Two You-Crane). I don't fly jets like LP. I am not a famous Globetrotter, like Meadowlark Lemon. I don't live in a cool place like Montreal, either. I don't grow delectable tomatoes in greenhouses and I can't wow you with tales of living in a trailer with my supermodel FSU wife. I'm just an average, ordinary guy hanging out here, just a lousy college professor.

Or am I actually "channeling" LP??? I'd better call Art Bell -- I don't want to talk to George Noory again. I don't know about you, but I get the jitters when he greets me by inquiring about the condition of my prostate ("Do you have urgency, hesitancy, a diminished sex drive..."). But since that's the traditional greeting of his culture, I humor him.

Hey, I love Montreal. I've been there three times. My first Ukrainian girlfriend, whom I met in the States, moved there about a year ago. It's funny that I think of her now-- when I wrote the part in the dream sequence about how the Shambassador looked his personal assistant up and down slowly, I was actually describing how one of the top linguists in the world (and very well-connected to Washington) looked her up and down, when she was with me at a party after a conference he sponsored. It looked like he was literally salivating, licking his chops at her perfect curves, blonde hair, blue eyes and perfect complexion, and readying himself to pounce upon her. I told her afterwards, and she had a good chuckle.

Mike (not Micha)-- man, I apologize if you are getting hard again. I promise to stop this sexy stuff. Remember, aim away from the keyboard. Aim   A W A Y  from the keyboard. Okay? (If not: Illegal use of the 5th appendage-- 20 yard penalty! And after your other stupid moves, I'd say you have to punt your old keyboard and get your arse down to Radio Hack for a new one.)

[LP]

... in response to (Long..) "eye candy and hand puddin..., posted by Scaught on Mar 17, 2003

...nicely done. Not too shabby for a "lousy college professor." ;-)

[Mike]

... in response to (Long..) "eye candy and hand puddin..., posted by Scaught on Mar 17, 2003

Ya know it takes a different part of your brain to write then it does to speak. I suspect you are way over loaded on one side and have very little or nothing at all on the other. I'm thinking a guy like you would most likely spend a great deal of cash to find someone to talk a lady into your arms. Yes I'm getting hard again but it's not from your use of words but instead the hot wife I met in Russia while there on my own.(who by the way was a profesor and uses all parts of her brain)As for my aim, the only aiming I do I learned in Beirut and Grenada. I suspect you're trying to draw me into a war of words and this may be caused by sexual frustration on your part. Keep writing your words of wit with the sexual overtones, it's actually amusing, although it reaks of a mind consumed with fantasy sex and you're using this board as a release.
Mike