Jack was right! If ONLY I had waited!!!

[Jack]

... in response to No apparent wounds, at least..., posted by BURKE89 on Jan 7, 2003

Please, not so quick there Burke to give out our P-L crown. The crown is already wore by our beloved KiNg daNde. And although KiNg daNde has not written us in some time, it would seem only fair that we should give him some type of notice to write us before we strip him of his Royal Crownship.

Regarding your request in finding a comrade/pen-pal/forum-bro/vile troll/Indy-racer/land-speed champion/Green Beret/founder of the U.N./ F-17 pilot/ World Bank bureaucrat/J. Elway's brother/John Adams/ shagger of Katrina Witt combo, have you thought about writing LP? Sounds like, by your request, he might be the fella you are looking for.

[BURKE89]

... in response to the crown is already taken!, posted by Jack on Jan 7, 2003

KING DANDE is the holder of the splendid *brown ring?*

Regarding LP, and questioning his resume: somehow I think my ex-wife, mom or sis might pop-up. And these, well... are not subjects I wish to discuss here.

Funny & balanced post, however.

[Oscar]

... in response to the crown is already taken!, posted by Jack on Jan 7, 2003

.

[LP]

... in response to Don't think LP is gonna like that much....., posted by Oscar on Jan 7, 2003

...I plead guilty to John Elways brother and vile troll, the rest are vicious rumors perpetrated by my enemies.

Ya know Burke, for a guy outta O.C. you oughta be makin more sense. You been takin lessons from Yoe?

[BURKE89]

... in response to Well..., posted by LP on Jan 7, 2003

you and Tanto (superfluous, of your "mutual" assualts upon the fair sex and the sanctity of mar...), I have a query for ya:

How did you happen to train him, so well?

Fess up, now!!! It certainly takes ability to insult someone, on a regular basis, & have them defend you at every turn.

What was it? Doggie biscuits, placement in (your future) N.W.O, or simply, " Hey, mein Freund..."

Regardless, well done!

Now, regarding your mate Yoe: I've no idea, why he has betrayed me. Us reactionaries, behind the "Orange Curtain," have disdain for most. So, perhaps I've offended his Santa Monica-esque sensibilities.

Wear u at Yoe? *weep, weep...*

[LP]

... in response to Despite the fact that, I rather enjoy..., posted by BURKE89 on Jan 8, 2003

....mean Tonto. Beats me Kimosabe, as I have no idea as to whom you're referring. If you mean Oscar, well, he is a bit tough to choke down at times times but he also has some redeeming qualities. I find his ability to turn the other cheek admirable and he sees some things in a balanced light. On the other hand he's somewhat clueless about other things and is kind of self absorbed. So what? Charlie Manson he's not. Are any of the rest of them any different? Are you? I don't see that I insult him at every turn, there are others here who deserve that but escape nevertheless.

As for Yoe, I'm at a loss to explain his "turning" on you since you both speak the same lanquage, incoherency. At least Yoey can turn it off, I've yet to see you do that. Reagrding my "resume", I'm just a simply guy who bores easily. You'd be surprised at some of the other skills I possess, as yet unmentioned and mundane as they may be.

[Oscar]

... in response to No apparent wounds, at least..., posted by BURKE89 on Jan 7, 2003

It's pretty obvious you really enjoy listenting to your own semi-intelligible tripe.. Your drivel is the only thing that is close to "vacuous" around here.

Take a pill and lie down for a while..

[BURKE89]

... in response to Re: No apparent wounds, at least..., posted by Oscar on Jan 7, 2003

I hear, there is a Pamela Sue Martin biography coming soon. I cannot recall if it is on A&E or E, yet I am sure it will help you reclaim your deductive reasoning, in short order.

Best of luck...

[MarkInTx]

... in response to Here we go again..., posted by BURKE89 on Jan 6, 2003


"vainglorious junta "

What a great turn of phrase!

I'm going to have to use that one sometime!

(Always a pleasure to read someone's post who has command of the english language...)

[BURKE89]

... in response to You kill me..., posted by MarkInTx on Jan 6, 2003

Nah, I write poorly, I just read a lot. However, I know it would improve if...

I acquired a penchant for Mr. Mayers favs.

Ya know... Nancy Drew and crayola-focused bodies of work.

Cheers

[MarkInTx]

... in response to Aww shucks..., posted by BURKE89 on Jan 6, 2003

Nancy Drew?

Probably so... "Nancy Drew and the case of the Paranoid Psychologist"

[StevenOS]

... in response to You think?, posted by MarkInTx on Jan 6, 2003

Is Oscar REALLY a "Psychologist"?

[Oscar]

... in response to is it true?, posted by StevenOS on Jan 7, 2003

You really want to start again Dan?

[StevenOS]

... in response to Re: is it true?, posted by Oscar on Jan 7, 2003

Why do you think I am "Dan"??

With all your talk about "pills" and stuff, you appear intent on claiming your 'profession' and I wanted to know more about it. Are you a psychologist?

[BURKE89]

... in response to You seem "paranoid" as Mark sa..., posted by StevenOS on Jan 7, 2003

accusations. Tis a shame... he must continue making such spurious and slanderous claims.

Who knows, he might accuse me of being someone else soon.

Good luck to you,Steven. *smile*

Vaughn