... in response to HAPPY 1000th POST OKIEMAN!!!!!, posted by Chris F on Sep 29, 2005"# Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Top 10 Latina list
# Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. Another top 10
# Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. General women
# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. General women
# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. General women but can cause stress if you can't listen to your Latina in Spanish.
# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. Latinas love watching hot and sexy telenovas.
# Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need. Doesn't seem to hold value with Latinas wink wink.
# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. Latinas cook them for dinner, just kidding
# Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. General women
# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. General women
# Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling. Latinas with cell phones look out Okie they'll carry a conversation while your having sex.
# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch. Don't ever ask this question Okie.
# Women think all beer is the same. Don't know I don't drink.
# Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. Latinas have much more in their bathrooms.
# Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. Latinas like soccer must be interested in a man who can maneuver balls.
# If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. This is true wherever you go.
# Women brush their hair before bed. What is up with this I never thought about it but why do women brush their hair before bed? Do you think your hair will look better after tossing and turning during the night?
# Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. Gotta watch this Okie, does she start by licking off the top or does she rap around the side! Does she take her time or gobble it down!"
