It's Prince Spaghetti Dayyyy!!!!
I met my lovely, college degreed, intelligent, sexy, classy wife at CSH, so you can just kiss my a**, bubba.
Maybe, if you spent more time looking for the nice girls instead of running around to all the whore houses with "Medellin Bob" and his cheesy crowd, you would have a different opinion....but, then again, maybe not. Don't think the secretaries didn't have you pegged as one of the many cheesy American guys coming down just to get his dick wet.
Take your agenda elsewhere