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Author Topic: History or Joke?  (Read 2316 times)
Peter Lee
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« on: May 02, 2004, 04:00:00 AM »

HISTORY LESSON Is any of this true???
 
  Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at  the end.
 
  1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
 
  1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
 
  1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
 
  1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
 
  1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
 
  1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office)
 
  1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
 
  1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
 
  2000: George W. Bush HuhHuhHuhHuh
 
  AND TO THINK THAT WE HAD TWO GUYS FIGHTING IT OUT IN THE COURTS IN 2000.
 
  YOU MIGHT ALSO BE INTERESTED IN THIS, TOO! HAVE A HISTORY      TEACHER EXPLAIN THIS, IF THEY CAN...
 
  Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
 
  John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
  Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
 
  John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
 
  Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
 
  Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
 
  Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
 
  Both Presidents were shot in the head.
 
  NOW IT GETS REALLY WEIRD...
 
  Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
 
  Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
 
  Both were assassinated by Southerners.
 
  Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
 
  Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
 
  Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
 
  John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
 
  Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
 
  Both assassins were known by their three names.
 
  Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
 
  HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT...
 
  Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
 
  Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
 
  Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the
 "kicker"...
 
  A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
 
  A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
  AND.............
 
  Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
 
  Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a
 theater...Creepy, huh?
 
Peter Lee waiting for Maricel with tremblng anticpation May 6th in Orlando International Airport.
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DavidT
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2004, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to History or Joke?, posted by Peter Lee on May 2, 2004

There was a book about that once (fiction) called  the Zero Factor....strange indeed, make you wonder why anyone would want to run for office in those years!

Dave T.

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