"If Saddam Was One OF Us"

[Dave H]

[This message has been edited by Dave H]

"If Saddam Was One Of Us"    by Dave H.

(sung to "One of Us" by Joan Osbourne)

If Saddam wasn’t insane, what would he be like and
would he be your friend if you were faced
with him or one of his doubles, what would you ask
if he gave you just one wish...

Yeah, yeah- Saddam is hate
Yeah, yeah- Saddam is Evil
Yeah, yeah- yeah (3x)

{chorus}
What if Saddam liked the US?
Just an infidel like one of us?
Not paying Palestinians to blow up the bus,
trying to make the world a safer home...

If Saddam gets foreign aid, where does it come from and
would you want to see if seeing meant that
You would have to believe that
It was coming from our allies like
France and Russia and the Germans and all
The azzholes and...

{chorus}
What if Saddam liked the US?
Just a infidel like one of us?
Not paying Palestinians to blow up the bus,
trying to make the world a safer home...

Playing golf with the Pope in Rome
Not going to hell when his life is done...
No Bin Laden callin' on the phone
Only George W. Bush in Washington...

Dave H.

[Jimbo]

... in response to "If Saddam Was One OF Us", posted by Dave H on Mar 24, 2003

Very nice Dave!

The tone of that song is a great fit -ROFL!  I'll never hear that song quite the same way: "No Bin Laden calling on the phone" is what I'm going to hear -LOL  Now we got two great Saddam songs, just in time for his demise :-)

Jim

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: "If Saddam Was One OF Us", posted by Jimbo on Mar 24, 2003

Hi Jim,

Thanks! A real quicky, about 10 minutes. Just popped up in my head. It's a bit rough and I have thought about changing a few lines or adding verses. Feel free to add your polishing touches! ;o)))

Dave H.

[Jay]

... in response to Re: Re: "If Saddam Was One OF Us&qu..., posted by Dave H on Mar 24, 2003

Hey Dave,

Not bad for a quicky!!LMMFAO!!

Jay