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Author Topic: How to select the best Pinay for you  (Read 3185 times)
Peter Lee
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« on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

BIG HEAD LITTLE HEAD

So dis guy got 3 nice pinays.  He selected them from many and wants to give em a test to see which one would be the wife for him.  

He decided to give em all 10,000 pasos to see what they would do with it and later make his decision.

Pinay one when asked said she used the money to buy some clothes for herself and more makup coz she loved him sooooo much and wanted to look beautiful for him.  

Pinay two when asked said she used the money for a down payment to buy him a motorcycle so he could drive her around.  

Pinay three when asked said she used the money to buy a pig so she could invest it and sell the pig for a profit later showing her love by supporting their future.  

So which one did he choose???

WE NEED SOME GOOD ADVICE ON THIS ONE!!!

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Esiang
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to How to select the best Pinay for you , posted by Peter Lee on Feb 10, 2003

My husband says the piggy lady...he..he...co'z he love pigs especially lechon.....

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Peter Lee
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to How to select the best Pinay for you , posted by Peter Lee on Feb 10, 2003

DA ONE WITH DA BIGGEST TITS  


So much for advice LOL

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Ray
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Re: How to select the best Pinay for you..., posted by Peter Lee on Feb 10, 2003

So he married her and didn’t find out until the wedding night that she wears falsies and she's really as flat as a jeepney driver (hahahehehoho!)

ALWAYS pick the ugly one!

Although Dave H's advice wasn't so bad either :-)

Ray

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Dave H
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Re: How to select the best Pinay for you..., posted by Peter Lee on Feb 10, 2003

Hi Peter,

Why:

1. There over 200 varieties to choose from.
2. They don't talk, but make sexy grunting sounds
3. They have from 12 - 18 teats, more than a mouthful
4. No need for divorce, you can eat or sell her when you get tired of her. Shocked)))

Dave H.

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jon
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to I say marry the sow... Shocked))), posted by Dave H on Feb 10, 2003

...and make a silk purse for the next wifey.

Jon

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