that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while slpeeping".
Gee it is the only time I can work on my hair.
2. On a bag of Fritos: "you could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside".
The shoplifter' special, for saure.
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use as a regular soap".
How do we do that.
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost".
It is only a suggestion, right.
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box).
"Do not trn upside down". Too late.
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
As sure as night follows the day, right.
7. On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
Wopuldn't this save some time.
8. On Boot's Children Medecine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication.
The accidents rate could be greatly reduced, if the five years old
with head-colds could get off those forklift.
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness and make you sleepy."
One would hope so.
10. On most brand of X-Mas lights: " For indoor and outdoor use only."
As opposed to what.
11. On a Japanese Food Porcessor: "Not to be used for other use".
Must admit that I am curious.
12 On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning Countains Nuts".
(News Flash)
13. On an American Airline pack of nuts.
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts".
14 On a child Superman's Costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
I do not blamne the company, but the parents on this one.
It will be funny so some and for the ones who voted republican, ohlala.
