Just another day in Cebu
WHISTLE BOMB BLASTS DOG
A dog seeing a whistle bomb thrown on the road picked it up with its teeth and was blasted to smithereens when the giant firecracker exploded. This happened in barangay Basak, Lapu-lapu City recently. Witnesses said the whistle bomb did not immediately explode on the ground... until the dog saw it and picked it up.
GIRLFRIEND MAULS BOYFRIEND
A young man had an argument with his girlfriend in a parking lot in Sudlon, Lahug, last Wednesday. The argument got so serious the girlfriend beat up her boyfriend to a pulp, necessitating the BF's hospitalization. Not content with mauling her boyfriend, the girlfriend also vented her ire on her BF's car breaking the windshield, headlights and side mirror. (JS)
I liked the way this reporter words things. Like I haven't seen the word smithereens in years...
Zeb