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Author Topic: prenup in IL  (Read 24293 times)
tfcrew
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« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to You should ask an attorney., posted by TwoBitBandit on Jun 7, 2003

I don't know anybody who has.
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Robert D
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« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Hear about the lawyer that died and went..., posted by tfcrew on Jun 10, 2003

tooo funny.

kinda like the one where God was talking to the Devil.  During this time God discovered he sent an engineer to Hell by mistake.
 While he was there the engineer made some improvements in hell. He added ice makers, and airconditioning, and made hell, well, rather nice.  God did not like this because, well, hell should be hell.   So god told the devil, "it seems st. Peter made a mistake, and sent that guy down to you by mistake.   We would like him back now where he should be."  The devil said "no"  God says well it was an honest mistake, would you please send him back.  The Devil said NO! No way man.  We like him here.  God starts to get upset and says, "listen if you do not send him back I will sue you"  and the Devil says,  "Ha!!!!! where are you going to find a lawyer!!!!"  

I have heard them all.  Thanks for the lighthearted post

smile
Robert

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Robert D
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« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Re: Hear about the lawyer that died and ..., posted by Robert D on Jun 10, 2003

Well young hotshot doc, was getting ready for work.  He was new at is profession and rather full of himself.  (the walking on water thing)  Well his wife made breakfast, and sorta screwed it up.   Well young hot shot, hit the roof.  "You are a terrible cook, and you don't take care of yourself anymore.  You don't even clean house well."  And as he stormed out of the house he said lastly, "and by the way, you are terrible in bed as well"

    The hot shot doc, went off to work where everyone pays much attention to him including all the young nurses.  About 3 pm, he realizes he was mean to his wife and decides it is time to call and apologize.  He calls home and his wife answers.  "honey it is me.   I just wanted to say I am sorry about this morning.   I was rude and offensive.  I am sorry."  The wife says " it's ok hun, no prob"   Well doc, thinks he has gotten off lightly, and says, "thanks for being so understanding.  What are you upto? he asked.   She said,  "I am in bed"   Hot shot asks, "what are you doing in bed at 3 in the afternoon?   Wife says,   " I am getting a second opinion!!!!"

Robert D.

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Griffin redux
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« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to here about the young doctor who was mean..., posted by Robert D on Jun 10, 2003


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Griffin redux
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« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to Hear about the lawyer that died and went..., posted by tfcrew on Jun 10, 2003

but would you want one that was a candidate for sainthood or one who had a reputation for tearing a new @sshole out of anyone you paid him to?
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Griffin redux
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« Reply #50 on: June 07, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »

... in response to You should ask an attorney., posted by TwoBitBandit on Jun 7, 2003


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