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Title: Unbelievable Post by: Stephen on January 11, 2005, 05:00:00 AM MANILA (Reuters) - A Filipino man cut off his penis and tossed it
through a window to his estranged wife in a bid to prove his fidelity, a Philippine newspaper reported on Thursday. The man wrapped the severed member in a newspaper and threw it through the window of his wife's parents' house in the northwestern town of Malasiqui, the Philippine Star said. "So you will not suspect I am courting another girl," the Star said His shocked wife gave the severed penis to police, who sought the http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/305700%7coddlyenough%7c02-27- Title: Re: Unbelievable Post by: Rota20 on January 11, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005
Maybe he's on a comeback tour in the Philippines. Title: John Bobbitt Post by: Rota20 on January 11, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Unbelievable, posted by Rota20 on Jan 11, 2005
Maybe he's on a comeback tour in the Philippines. Title: It's an old trick... Post by: Ray on January 11, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005
Relax Stephen, That’s one of the oldest tricks in the books in the Philippines (ask Jay if you don’t believe me). You stop by the slaughterhouse on the way home from work and buy yourself a pig’s dick and a bottle of pig’s blood and stick it in your pocket. Just tell the guy at the slaughterhouse that you’re having dinuguan and sausages for dinner. Then you go to the girl’s house and put on the big emasculation act in front of her window, carefully pouring the blood over your crotch and then tossing the pig schlong through the window while professing your undying love for her and then limp away into the night. It works every time…well, almost every time. Ray :-) Title: Re: It's an old trick... Post by: stefang on January 12, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005
Ray what do you tell her the next day? It grew back on its own? Title: Re: Re: It's an old trick... Post by: Ray on January 13, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: It's an old trick..., posted by stefang on Jan 12, 2005
Don't ask me. The only time I tried it, she threw it back at me and said: "Did you really expect me to fall for that old trick?" I guess I must have done it wrong(?) Title: Re: It's an old trick... Post by: Jeff S on January 12, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005
Reminds me of an old joke. I forgot how it went, but the punchline was, "no thanks, I'll have it on the way home." - Jeff Title: Re: It's an old trick... Post by: Jay on January 12, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005
LMMFAO!!! Oh... you mean THAT trick;-) Jay Title: Re: It's an old trick... Post by: Stephen on January 11, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005
I'm gonna try that tomorrow in the courtroom. I have this family law matter, and I think it would fit right in. Stephen Title: Re: Unbelievable Post by: Jay on January 11, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005
Hi Stephen, That's Fuking hilarious!! I'll bet the guy's a drunk. Only a drunk could be happy with his wife and no Tallywhacker. I feel sorry for him. LMAO!!! Jay Title: I know that guy Post by: Luther on January 11, 2005, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005
He tried that with his first wife too. |