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Title: Never say to a cop..... Post by: Stephen on September 02, 2004, 04:00:00 AM 1. Hold my beer while I get my license.
2.Sorry officer I didnt know my radar dector wasn't plugged in. 3.Hey you must have been doing 125 mph to keep up with me. 4.Are you Andy or Barney. 5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop. 6.Are you gonna check the trunk? 7.I pay your salary. 8.Gee officer the other cop gave me a warning too. 9.The officer say's your eyes look red have you been drinking, you say gee officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts. |