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Title: try these... Post by: Bear on January 10, 2004, 05:00:00 AM Engineering conversions
1) Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi 2) 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton 3) 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope 4) Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond 5) weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram 6) time it takes to sail 220 yards a 1 nautical mile per hour? = knot furlong 7) 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Sterling 8) half a large intestine? = 1 semicolon 9) 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz 10) basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower 11) shortest distance between 2 jokes? = a straight line 12) 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake 13) 1 million million microphones? = 1 megaphone 14) 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles 15) 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle 16) 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds 17) 10 cards? = 1 decacards 18) 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton 19) 1000 milliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen 20) 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche 21) 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin 22) 10 rations? = 1 decoration 23) 100 rations? = 1 C-ration 24) 2 monograms? = 1 digram 25) 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms 26) 2.4 statue miles of intravenenous tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 I.V.League 27) 100 Senators? = not 1 decision Title: Do you have nothing better to do?.................nt Post by: Ray on January 10, 2004, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to try these..., posted by Bear on Jan 10, 2004
Just kidding Bear! I don't know why, but I liked #16... Ray Title: hey Ray... Post by: Bear on January 10, 2004, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Do you have nothing better to do?.........., posted by Ray on Jan 10, 2004
these were going around the office last week. Some are quite good. I actually liked 19 and 25. Bear |