Subject: Vanilla Pudding
This is just too funny not to share.
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected
to
find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were
surprised
to
see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers
cracked
the
first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl
of
vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one
robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a
second
safe, and it also contained nothing butvanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not
find
one
pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
safes
contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made
a
quiet
exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably
full
stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...