Title: Very Punny.... Post by: Stephen on May 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM 1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two
dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft...it sank...proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. 4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old Title: Very Punny Indeed!!! (n/t) Post by: Dave H on May 27, 2003, 04:00:00 AM Title: Did you hear about Mr. Chan? Post by: Jeff S on May 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Very Punny...., posted by Stephen on May 25, 2003
He had a shop over in little Saigon that sold expensive carved teak statues. One noght he was burglurized and several expensive pieces stolen. The police came and the only evidence they could uncover were small footprints. They concluded it must have been a boy. The next night, he was hit again - same evidence - small boy footprints. The next night, the shopkeeper stayed late to try to catch the thief. He secreted himself behind a curtain and waited. At the stroke of midnight, in walked a huge bear with little tiny feet. He walked over to the display case and grabbed several statues and turned to leave when Mr. Chan leapt out and shouted, "Halt boy-foot bear with teaks of Chan!" - Jeff Title: Good......nt Post by: Bear on May 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM Title: Terrible... n/t Post by: Ray on May 25, 2003, 04:00:00 AM |