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Title: SARS Case - in Signapore... Post by: Stephen on May 14, 2003, 04:00:00 AM SARS Case - in Singapore...
A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. ******, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!" At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again, "I SAID.... Are my TESTS RESULTS BACK?" Title: Re: SARS Case - in Signapore... Post by: Peter Lee on May 15, 2003, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to SARS Case - in Signapore..., posted by Stephen on May 14, 2003
I gotta say that was the funiest thing i read lately. I told it to my mom on the phone she is 81 and laughed. Thanks Stephen the days are nicer coz guys like you. Title: ROTFLMGDAO! n/t Post by: Ray on May 14, 2003, 04:00:00 AM |