Title: Secret Asian Man Post by: Dave H on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
"Secret Asian Man" Parody by Rice Cube & Watt Daddy There's a man who eats a lot of ginseng CHORUS Beware of foreign faces you may find CHORUS Plotting against the evil gwai-lo one day CHORUS Title: Re: Secret Asian Man Post by: Nathan on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Secret Asian Man, posted by Dave H on Feb 8, 2003
Whoa! Have your fun if you want, but I'll have you know that the state department owes me a lot of favors so your budding song writing career is about to get squashed! They owe me plenty- the reasons for that are my own business, but suffice it to say that in clandestine combat in Slobovia I dispatched almost 9,000 bad boys myself with my Swiss army knife. I received a special medal from Pres. Clinton for liquidating over 600 mad boyfriends and husbands of very big haired chicks he was boinking. So watch out buddy! And remember...I've got your number! I know the SECRET CODE! Nathan Title: Concubines and Fried Sheep Lips??? LOL!!! Post by: Howard on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: Fried Sheep Lips... Post by: Dave H on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Concubines and Fried Sheep Lips??? LOL!!..., posted by Howard on Feb 8, 2003
[This message has been edited by Dave H] Hi H, I like the "fried sheep lips" line too! I usually eat that inside a Scottish meat pie. LOL D Hammy Title: Re: Fried Sheep Lips Taste Better than Boiled Sheep Lips n/t Post by: Ray on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Title: I wanna change my nick to FSL LOL!!! Post by: Howard on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Fried Sheep Lips..., posted by Dave H on Feb 8, 2003
[This message has been edited by Howard] Fried Sheep Lips Pie... HEHEHEHEHOOOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA!!! You still kill me old pal! Keep the Faith FSL... LOLOLOLOL Title: Re: Secret Asian Man Post by: Windmill Boy on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Secret Asian Man, posted by Dave H on Feb 8, 2003
Dave That was great! But don`t you have too much free time on your hands ha ha ha. Vacume your couch cushions and take your wife out for dinner with all of the change that you find there. Okay Okay upgrade from Mcdonalds and throw in $ 20 and take her to DUFFS --- gotta love a place that has a conveyor belt that brings food to you on the buffet. do they have any of those by you or only cuban food? Windmill boy Title: Secret Cuban Man Post by: Dave H on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Secret Asian Man, posted by Windmill Boy on Feb 8, 2003
[This message has been edited by Dave H] Hey WD, I wish I could claim credit but I didn't write that one. All I did was cut and paste. I'm thinking about writing a Filipino version. I liked the name "Rice Cube," who was one of the "Secret Asian Man" authors. Also, I really enjoyed the lines "Karaoke bars show he can't sing" and "A foreign face can steal your concubines." :o) Duff's no more...actually I think they closed not from lack of customers, but rather because many of those Cuban boys can eat! They are not so much into vegetables or rice, bread and "fillers" when it is all-you-can-eat. They go for the seafood and meat. It had to be hard for Duff's to make much of a profit here. You're right, there is plenty of Cuban food here! Believe it or not, the local Cuban supermarket chain sells San Miguel beer. To all of you Filipinos living in the Philippines...we call San Miguel "imported" beer (good stuff)and pay a lot for it. Last I checked, around $12 US for a 12 pack. I laughed at what they try to pass off as good "imported" American beer in the Philippines...I won't mention any brand names as not to offend anyone. We call it "piss beer" here, because it's cheap and that's what it tastes like...I think. LOL We do have a sushi bar a block from my house that has a long oval water-filled canal inside. Food floats past you on little boats and you pick what you like out of the water. Probably common in California, but very unusual here in La Florida. Kind of reminds me of the fair with the little floating plastic yellow ducks that you pluck up to get a prize. Really cool! Dave H. Title: Conveyor belt sushi.. Post by: Jeff S on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Secret Cuban Man, posted by Dave H on Feb 8, 2003
Unfortunately it's illegal in Orange County but OK in LA & San Diego County. (Storage temperatures of uncooked food rules or something) The one I know in LA (Little Tokyo) is called Frying Fish (it's rike birds frying south for the winter) and the sushi plates are transported around the room on a conveyor belt. There's also another one in Pacific Beach (San Diego County) at the end of Garnet St, I believe. (Ray, ever been there?) It's next to one of the best Thai resturaunts I've ever eaten at outside Thailand (and I've tried a lot of them.) So the counties both North and South of us allow it, but the nannys here say its a nono. I have a friend with three sushi bars, two kappo resturaunts and two yaki-tori bars who's been trying to open a coveyor sushi place in OC for years. No ruck so far. I also crack up at Japanese ordering the two most common American beers in Japan paying extra snd thinking they're having some major treat when their home brews are FAR better. - Jeff Title: Re: Conveyor belt sushi.. Post by: Nathan on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Conveyor belt sushi.., posted by Jeff S on Feb 8, 2003
You can find Conveyor belt sushi around Portland- in Beaverton I think. Local beers in Asia? Well there are some that are not too bad perhaps compared to the mass produced American counterparts, but I have yet to taste any that would compare to many of the micro-brews we enjoy in the US Northwest. Title: Yep, you're right.. Post by: Jeff S on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM ... in response to Re: Conveyor belt sushi.., posted by Nathan on Feb 8, 2003
I gain about 20 lbs every time I get near Portland - the brews there are the best. - Jeff |