Title: Lies...Lies...Lies Post by: Stephen on January 02, 2003, 05:00:00 AM Awards given out yesterday to the best lie of the year.
#1 Lie for 2002 = Woman moved to Iron Mountain, Michigan, and began grazing her sheep on the mineral rich soil. When she went to shear them, they produced steel wool. Honorable Mention Lie for 2002 = My wife actually listens to me when I talk. |