|
Title: DUCK!!! . . . Post by: kevin on June 07, 2002, 04:00:00 AM this post if you don't care for a fart story. Otherwise go ahead and read on. This morning I was walking into Dunkin' Donuts to get a coffee. At this time of the years sometimes my allergies act up almost spontaneously. When I got into Dunkin' Donuts, at the mere flick of a hair-trigger, I sneezed violently. The sneeze was so forceful that it made me simultaneously "quack". Although I could not hear it because of the decibels of my sneeze, the fart sure felt loud. I'm sure the customers sitting down, standing in line, and the counter help could clearly identify the sound. As an aside, when my brother would mow the lawn, he'd sing at the top of his lungs. He thought the sound of the lawnmower would drown out his singing, but only to his ears. The neighbors thought he was some wacko because of the way he was singing. One neighbor thout he ran over his foot with the lawnmower. Well, the same sound principle applies to today's incident. I just pretented that nothing happened but it was hard not to have a grin on my face. So, it's my turn to be helped. When I told the counter girl I wanted a large coffee with two Sweet'n'Lows, she nearly burst out laughing. I could sense she was trying to prevent herself from laughing uncontrollably. Well, perhaps a new kind of doughnut for Duckin' Donuts to put on it's menu ought to be balut filled donuts, baked Philippine style. Ooops, I meant Dunkin' Donuts. For those of you guys who like fishing, I'm sure you don't care for the DUNKING DUCKS when they take your potential catch. - Kevin Title: So now we know... Post by: Dave H on June 08, 2002, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to DUCK!!! . . ., posted by kevin on Jun 7, 2002
...who blew the holes out of the donuts. Thanks Kevin! :o))) Dave H. Title: So Kevin........... Post by: SingleDad318 on June 07, 2002, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to DUCK!!! . . ., posted by kevin on Jun 7, 2002
did ya have to go back home and de-stripe your shorts? Did ya compromise the integrity of the place? How about that coffee? Was is as hot as they say it is? The devil is in the details ya know. And they say spontaneous human combustion is a farse, I say go into kevin's Dunkin Donuts store. HA! jody |