I read this on another board. At first I thought it was a joke, maybe it is, but on the chance it is real I post it for jrm in hopes it will help him as he goes forward, and because I feel guilty that he got scammed by an agency owner. Best of luck to you jrm. Let us know how this new agency helped you.
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A successful American businessmen managed to find his place on the market of
unusual services. Rick Justin founded the firm "Reliable Marriage," which
offers men to rent wives. Rick's firm offers a wide range of wives to rent:
long-legged blondes with blue eyes, redheads, brunettes, and so on and so
forth. If a client wishes to use the services of the firm, he is supposed to
sign a contract, in which the term of his "family life" will be stipulated
together with many other conditions.
First of all, a client has to come for an interview, present all necessary
medical and financial documents, and then he will have a pleasant chance to
pick out a wife. "We have wives to all liking v nymphomaniacs that think
about sex all the time, we have quiet little cats that like to cook
delicious meals, we have b!tchy girls that love scandals, we also got highly
educated women and you can talk to them about Zigmund Freud for hours," Rick
Justin said.
The businessman said that the idea of such a firm occurred to him because of
the pessimistic statistics. About 60 percent of marriages end up in
divorces, scandals, property disputes, fights, insults and heart attacks.
Rick thought that it would be a good idea to offer a man to rent a wife,
having discussed her rights, commitments, way of conduct, character, sexual
preferences and so on. The California-based firm started its business rather
successfully. Hollywood money-bags liked the new opportunity. Script writer
Bill Gridley was delighted with his wife Jessica Austin that he had rented
for six months. Jessica accompanied him to all movie festivals and parties,
satisfied all of his sexual needs, cooked delicious meals and was a very
good person to talk to. It is very easy to understand Mr. Gridley: his
ex-wife divorced him, made him pay her ten million dollars and took away ten
years of his life, as he put it.
Los Angeles resident Steve Smith is considered to be the luckiest client of
the firm. His grandfather left $200 million for him, but there was a
condition that Steve should get married to own that money. Steve went to
"Reliable Marriage" and rented a wife for one year. He had to invest only
$50,000, got his millions and then divorced without any problems.
Rick has been inspired with his success, so he is now working on a new
project to let women rent a husband. The businessman is certain that such an
offer would be in great demand among rich Californian women.