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Title: Now this is expensive communication
Post by: BubbaGump on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
This s the pricing structure for Cupid Connect:

Dear Executive,
We will need a starting capital of $500 to begin the private search for you. We will find women that fit your idea of a future wife. The $500 will pay for the beginning part of communications between you and any potential lady that we find for you, namely her first two letters translated to you plus two photos and your first letter (not to exceed one single space type written page) translated. We will need several photos of you to show to prospective ladies. Let's break down the numbers.
First letters from a Russian woman average 1 page. These are our current costs:
$15.25 to have it translated
$8.25 to forward the letter
$5.25 for the first photo
$3.75 for the second photo

$32.50 Total for each lady

Our current costs for sending letters to Russia:
$17.25 to forward the letter
$24.50 to translate the letter (this is the maximum for a page based on .04 a word)
$10.25 to send one photo
$8.75 to send a second photo

$60.75 Total for you to write to each lady

So the costs of communication per lady is $60.75 + $32.50 = $93.25
If we found 5 women that fit your criteria and write to you, receive your letter and write a response to your letter, we would fulfill our part of the deal.
The total would come up to about $466.25 if you wrote to 5 women in the same manner.
But we offer personalized service, hot prospects and a strong motivation for a love connection because...
If and when your prospective lady travels to America to be with you, see where you live, etc a balance of $2,000 will be paid. If and when the both of you are engaged a balance of $2,500 will be paid. And when you get married, everyone will be happy because you and your loved one will find the special person in their life, plus Olga and I will receive the final balance of $5,000. The total costs would add up to $10,000.
To help you reach this goal, Olga and I can travel with you to Russia. Since at this time we are unable to afford to go we would accept a forward balance of $2,000 to pay for our trip to Russia to be there with you. We will be able to arrange meet many women to meet you while you are there. Olga and I have plenty of experience double dating with our clients (clients pick up the tab). Olga will translate if any communication between you and a prospective lady is needed. We would be very motivated to find a lady that will want to go back to America with you because, we believe once she is there she will easily accept your proposal of marriage.
Let us know what you think about this method. If you have any ideas please let us know. Click on our Search Form to begin the search for your special lady.
Sincerely,
Olga and Todd



Title: "WILL WORK FOR FOOD"..... n/t
Post by: robobond on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Now this is expensive communication, posted by BubbaGump on Feb 8, 2003

n/t


Title: Wish I could speak Russian
Post by: Michael B on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Now this is expensive communication, posted by BubbaGump on Feb 8, 2003

But I do speak Spanish. Say, any of you boys want to go to Mexico or Costa Rica on the same terms? For that kind of money, I'm sure my X would make the trip with us.


Title: This must be the worst set-up I
Post by: tim360z on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Now this is expensive communication, posted by BubbaGump on Feb 8, 2003

have read. If anyone buys into that...they truly deserve it.


Title: Where do I sign!!!...I assume Todd is American...
Post by: ChrisNJ on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Now this is expensive communication, posted by BubbaGump on Feb 8, 2003

ROFLMAO!!!

To help you reach this goal, Olga and I can travel with you to Russia. Since at this time we are unable to afford to go we would accept a forward balance of $2,000 to pay for our trip to Russia to be there with you. We will be able to arrange meet many women to meet you while you are there. Olga and I have plenty of experience double dating with our clients (clients pick up the tab).

I assume Todd is an American.  What is he some kind of a nut?!?!

What "executive" is going to read that poor excuse for an offering and fork over 10 Grand?



Title: Re: Where do I sign!!!...I assume Todd is American...
Post by: micha1 on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Where do I sign!!!...I assume Todd is Am..., posted by ChrisNJ on Feb 8, 2003

[This message has been edited by micha1]

sometime it is very worth while,
to be here and read the posting,
whatever Olga and Tom do,
Ripley is looking for them.

They forgot to mention it,
but do they hold the candle, also.



Title: Re: Now this is expensive communication
Post by: id on February 08, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Now this is expensive communication, posted by BubbaGump on Feb 8, 2003

No wonder they can't afford to travel, with these prices they never will.
id