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Title: A Warning Message to All Helpless Men !!!!
Post by: TomTx on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
Please help spread the word on this plight!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and
unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been
reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.


(I hate to say it, but I was affected by this drug, so I quit years ago!! :):):)

TomTx



Title: Re: A Warning Message to All Helpless Men !!!!
Post by: micha1 on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to A Warning Message to All Helpless Men !!..., posted by TomTx on Jan 30, 2003

Where in hell does this come from.
The rape drug has been around for a long time.
It effects are to knock the person taking it, right out,  you do not remember anything, you pass out.
I would dearly like to see a guy, who has passed out, have sex.
Anyone, who can post this, must have voted for W.
Or hang around with the guy from Kherson.
Never read something so off the wall.


Title: Re: Re: A Warning Message to All Helpless Men !!!!
Post by: AndrewinOH on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Re: A Warning Message to All Helpless Me..., posted by micha1 on Jan 30, 2003

I don't believe you didn't see this as a joke! People need to lighten up here!!!!


Title: Well....
Post by: MarkInTx on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Re: Re: A Warning Message to All Helples..., posted by AndrewinOH on Jan 30, 2003

In  all fairness guys... sometimes sarcasm is hard to understand when it is your second language.

Does anyone else see the irony of a hundred guys screaming: "Lighten up!"  at one poor guy who misread something???



Title: To: Kinder & Gentler Mark
Post by: BURKE89 on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Well...., posted by MarkInTx on Jan 31, 2003

Dewd,

I wasn't bagging on the guy, simply for missing a nuance or six. Hell, I get lost in the most simple Spanish ones; however, I was unaware of the fact, English is a "foriegn" language to our northern brethren.

He took a quaint little joke... to some vitriolic on: politics or some "man in Kherson," et al.

What does that, have to do with any form of "beer" humor (after all, the Germanic & Latin languages don't differ t...)? There can be no logical explanation, unless he's originally from a French colony, or some other God forsaken place, and despises the "hand that feeds." *grin*

Cheers,

Vaughn (a humble fella)

ps. Considering his praise of... (above), I'm reminded of Euripides' lament:

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.  



Title: Careful....
Post by: LP on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to To: Kinder & Gentler Mark, posted by BURKE89 on Jan 31, 2003

.....To use your words: Want some? People who live in such God foresaken places as OC shouldn't throw stones. He is from a French colony and in most places in Quebec english is a second language. Or are they too ignorant in OC to know that?

You could also take a lesson from your pal in Tx. His restraint is to be commended, in spite of your baiting him.



Title: what?.........excuse while I check the sky..........
Post by: yoe on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Careful...., posted by LP on Jan 31, 2003

I think Hell has just frozen over-either that or the mother ship has returned and recharged someones battery!
Joe
maybe there is just a new strain of Zoloft out there


Title: Yeah, but
Post by: Philb on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Careful...., posted by LP on Jan 31, 2003

language differences or not, anytime someone brings politics into the mix they are asking for it.


Title: Thank you, LP!
Post by: BURKE89 on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Careful...., posted by LP on Jan 31, 2003

I guessed correctly (Yeah... flags waving, dogs barking, gals dancing & in general - happy folk). My asumptions were correct, why not bring the (his) whole clan, and country to our shores? (The arguement, has been won - by your side - so, no need to worry there, Sa...)

Those abilities, superfluous of your other skills, still amaze me!

So now, Orange County is: "A God foresaken place?"

With your, " Lil' Jimmy Bond" experiences; perhaps, you might wish to compare, "my county" to... the average sh!t-hole, in 95% of the world.


The Brit, Podr... recently, made a sound point.

So, to the "dust-bin" of history & commentary .... you go.

O.C.




Title: If you had...
Post by: LP on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Thank you, LP!, posted by BURKE89 on Jan 31, 2003

[This message has been edited by LP]

...any decent amount of travel under your belt you'd know that OC isn't anything to write home about. The weather is nice but thats about it. As for the demographics, well I can see why you're xenephobic. Just another "benefit" of living there I guess. Si habla espanol? Why don't ya mosey on up north and see how us privledged folk live.

Btw, whats *your* first lanquage? Your posts aren't exactly coherent ya know. At least the Canuk has an excuse.

Shaken, not stirred, off you go....



Title: Your Hegelian approach is semi-novel; however...
Post by: BURKE89 on February 03, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to If you had..., posted by LP on Jan 31, 2003

...it won't provide the end result that, you so desire.

Best, you "privleged" folks in the "Castro district" get, might be:

"Like a Roman, I seem to see, the River Tiber foaming with much blood..."

Might I add, to Enoch's prophetic thoughts: Comin' north... gray dewd!

The odd thing is, that: a man with certain abililities - such as yourself- turns against logic - decency & culture, in such a virulent fashion.

Go fiquire...


All the best,

Vaughn (a poor,humble O.C. lad)    



Title: Castro?....
Post by: LP on February 03, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Your Hegelian approach is semi-novel; ho..., posted by BURKE89 on Feb 3, 2003

...lol, close but no cigar. Try just a little further north but a completely different world. Ya know, that "M" county. Danm, it's just so hip to be square.

Adios gringo...



Title: Square = hip?
Post by: BURKE89 on February 06, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Castro?...., posted by LP on Feb 3, 2003

Now, "Mr. Shining Path," are you insulting all of our Southern provinces?

Splain...




Title: Re: To: Kinder & Gentler Mark
Post by: MarkInTx on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to To: Kinder & Gentler Mark, posted by BURKE89 on Jan 31, 2003

Kinder and Gentler? Hehehe... Tell that to my dog who still cowers in fear of me (and should after what he chewed up this morning...)

As for Mica... I THOUGHT he was from a place where English was not the native tongue. I could be wrong... it IS hard to keep track of everyone... even the REAL posters from teh FAKE ones is a challenge sometimes...

But I was pretty sure he said once that English was not his first language...



Title: Yeah... I got ya ....
Post by: BURKE89 on January 31, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Re: To: Kinder & Gentler Mark, posted by MarkInTx on Jan 31, 2003

yet, no comments on: "praise" for his "American Idols," mate?

Best Regards,

Bobby Hull



Title: Re: Yeah... I got ya ....
Post by: MarkInTx on February 01, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Yeah... I got ya ...., posted by BURKE89 on Jan 31, 2003

I try to stay out of the political debate...

I have enough trouble keeping up with all of the other debates :-)



Title: Easy there.....
Post by: LP on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Re: A Warning Message to All Helpless Me..., posted by micha1 on Jan 30, 2003

....Monsewer, it's a joke. Polyvoo Onglay? Just accept it as Texas humor and that it doesn't translate well in Keebeck. Keep in mind they all voted for Dubya down there and most Texans are passed out during sex. ;-)


Title: Gosh, get a sense of humor or....
Post by: BURKE89 on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Re: A Warning Message to All Helpless Me..., posted by micha1 on Jan 30, 2003

at least, put down the bong prior to attacking your helpless keyboard.

The ill effects of national health care...



Title: It's a JOKE !!! Relax!!!!!
Post by: TomTx on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to Re: A Warning Message to All Helpless Me..., posted by micha1 on Jan 30, 2003

It was sent to me from a woman friend as a JOKE...

Relax,,,Laugh a little!!!!



Title: Re: It's a JOKE !!! Relax!!!!!
Post by: LeoH on February 04, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to It's a JOKE !!! Relax!!!!!, posted by TomTx on Jan 30, 2003

Funny.


Title: And a very funny one at that! (nm)
Post by: Houston540 on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to It's a JOKE !!! Relax!!!!!, posted by TomTx on Jan 30, 2003

nm


Title: Who needs beer.......
Post by: Cold Warrior on January 30, 2003, 05:00:00 AM
... in response to A Warning Message to All Helpless Men !!..., posted by TomTx on Jan 30, 2003

My black American Express has the same effect on women.