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that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.

1.  On Sears hairdryer:  "Do not use while slpeeping".
    Gee it is the only time I can work on my hair.

2.  On a bag of Fritos:  "you could be a winner.  No purchase necessary.  Details inside".
    The shoplifter' special,  for saure.

3.  On a bar of Dial soap:  "Directions: Use as a regular soap".
    How do we do that.

4.  On some Swanson frozen dinners:  "Serving suggestions:  Defrost".
    It is only a suggestion, right.

5.  On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box).
    "Do not trn upside down".  Too late.

6.  On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:  "Product will be hot after heating".
    As sure as night follows the day, right.

7.  On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:  "Do not iron clothes on body".
    Wopuldn't this save some time.

8.  On Boot's Children Medecine:  "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
    after taking this medication.  
    The accidents rate could be greatly reduced, if the five years old
     with head-colds could get off those forklift.

9.  On Nytol Sleep Aid:  "Warning:  May cause drowsiness and make you sleepy."
    One would hope so.

10. On most brand of X-Mas lights:  " For indoor and outdoor use only."
     As opposed to what.

11.  On a Japanese Food Porcessor:  "Not to be used for other use".
      Must admit that I am curious.

12   On Sainsbury's Peanuts:  "Warning Countains Nuts".
       (News Flash)

13.  On an American Airline pack of nuts.
      "Instructions:  open packet, eat nuts".

14  On a child Superman's Costume:  "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
     I do not blamne the company,  but the parents on this one.

It will be funny so some and for the ones who voted republican, ohlala.