Title: Old Russian jokes Post by: Cold Warrior on October 06, 2001, 04:00:00 AM 1.A Russian and an American are talking: - When I'm in a good mood I drive a car painted a light color, says the American. When I'm busy or have a lot of troubles, I drive a darker colored car. When I go for vacation overseas, I pick a brightly colored car. - Things are much easier in Russia, says the Russian. If you are in a good mood, they will give you a ride in yellow car with a blue stripe. If you feel bad, the car will be white and the stripe red. I was abroad only once, and there I drove a tank. 1.Brezhnev asks the Pope 1.During his visit to the USSR, Nixon was intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting with hell. He spoke briefly with the devil, and the call cost him 27 cents. When he came back home, he found out that this same service was now available in the US too. He tried it again and received a bill for $12,000. Nixon was distressed. 1.A teacher asks: 1.A speaker tells his listeners, "The communist ideal is already on the horizon." 1.Someone asks a guide in hell: "Why does Hitler stand up to his neck in sh!t, while Stalin is only up to his waist?" 1.When was the first Russian election held? 1.What was the nationality of Adam and Eve? Title: you left one out Post by: Michael B on October 07, 2001, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Old Russian jokes, posted by Cold Warrior on Oct 6, 2001
American: Can you explain to me how communism works? Russian: Sure....very simple, it's all about sharing. Look, you live in a six room house, just you and your family, right? A: Well, yes. R: Well, if I lived in a nice big house, I'd SHARE it with your family. A: Oh. R: And you drive a private car? A: Of course. R: Well, if I had a car, I'd SHARE it with you. A: OK R: You eat meat and drink coffee every day. If I had such nice food, I'd SHARE it with you. A: I think I get it now. And if you had a bottle of vodka, you'd share it with me? R: H*ll no! I've GOT a bottle of vodka. Title: Re: Old Russian jokes Post by: Ren on October 07, 2001, 04:00:00 AM ... in response to Old Russian jokes, posted by Cold Warrior on Oct 6, 2001
Those are good. I imagine they are very old jokes. Relics from another age I'm sure. Title: LMAO!!!!!! n/t Post by: pat on October 07, 2001, 04:00:00 AM |