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Hey Guys,
Just got home from Barranquilla.

TLC TOUR -
I followed the advice from this board and did not pay for the tour.
I relaxed in the bar area and waited for the ladies to start leaving.
Around 10:30pm, a group of four very attractive ladies started taking photos of each other next to the fountain at Hotel Puerto Del Sol.
I approached them(I am conversational in spanish) and offered to buy them a drink.
We sat down at a table and had a great time.
I danced with one of the ladies,we had great chemistry and danced like novios on our first year anniversary.
After exchanging info with her,they left.
I saw another group of four ladies leaving.
After I said,"Buenas",they asked me if I wanted to go dancing on 79th street.
A fun time dancing with all four of the ladies followed.
I exchanged info with one of the them.

Can you guys think of a reason why someone who has been to Colombia more than once should pay for a TLC tour?  

A FORIEGN AFFAIR -

This agency now has an office in Barranquilla.
I paid this agency $100 for four citas. All of the ladies were on time and met me in the lobby of Hotel El Prado. One of the ladies came all the way from the city of Valledupar (4 hours) to meet me.
Unfortunately,she works seven days per week and will not have a vacation until next March.

Have any of you guys been able to establish a relationship with someone who works seven days per week?

BARRANQUILLA'S BEST -

I paid this agency $80 for four citas. They set up three and the third lady may be my media naranja.
I did not press them to set up the fourth cita.
I will return in July and spend all my time with the lady I met during the third cita.
I hope to have a success story to share with the board in the next few months.

I was wondering how many guys are currently looking for a girlfriend in Barranquilla?
There always seems to be a shortage of gringos there.

Cabo

... in response to Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, BB, posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

[This message has been edited by papi]

Just curious, is a woman named Roxana working at AFA?? I knew her before she was supposed to go to work for them

... in response to Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, ..., posted by papi on Jun 25, 2005

Keyla, in the Cartagena office,set up my citas in Barranquilla.
Yorlinis, in the Barranquilla office, got in touch with me when I got to town.

As tours go - AFA has a fairly calm format. They only invite about 90 ladies per night.
The ladies remain seated at 12 or more tables.
The guys rotate every 10 to 15 minutes.
If you are interested in one of the ladies your interpreter will go back to the table you just left and obtain her information.
You can call her the next day for a cita.

... in response to Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, BB, posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

"Have any of you guys been able to establish a relationship with someone who works seven days per week?"

I am currently dating a girl who works 7 days a week, but with every other Sunday off.  When I was in BAQ, she was able to get 2 weeks off for vacation, so we had plenty of time to spend together.  That was her first vacation in 18 months, which is how long she had been with that company.

I met her the week prior to that, so she would come by my apartment every morning before work, and then every evening after work... then she got the vacation.

... in response to Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, BB, posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

good trip report ......... did not Bruce appproach you in the lobby and offer you  bargin type deal ??????

... in response to Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, ..., posted by Jake on Jun 24, 2005

Jake,

I arrived after the event started inorder not to be a distraction.

Some TLC staff members saw me enter the lobby,but no one approached me.

While in Colombia I generally wear clothing purchased there, get my hair cut in one the "peloquerias"(sp?) upon arrival,and blend in by walking slowly.
So,since I have dark skin,the average person assumes I am Colombian until they hear my gringo Spanish.

... in response to Re: Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, A..., posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

Cabo, any idea how many guys attended the tlc event in BQ? women?

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TL..., posted by papi on Jun 24, 2005


Papi,

The ladies said 15 gringos. All the guys I saw walking to the restroom were well dressed. The ladies were disappointed because the odds were clearly against them,so I have got to assume thier was at least 150 ladies.
Both groups of ladies mentioned a 7 foot tall lifer that has attended all of the TLC tours.
One the ladies was six feet tall, so I suggested she marry the 7 foot tall lifer. She said she did not think he was interested in the girls,only interested in the tours.

I did not know what she meant by that comment.
Maybe she things the guy is addicted to the excitement of being on tour.
I think TLC has an obligation to cut the guy off at some point, if he is addicted and it is clear over a number of years,the guy has no intention of forming a relationship.
(I think a bar has the duty to cut a drunk off also.)

Cabo

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TL..., posted by papi on Jun 24, 2005

I think I heard about 18 guys I do not know if the woman that told me was
accurate but she said most of them left alot to be desired but good enough for a
trip to the mall sic

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Barranquilla Trip Report..., posted by Fuzzyone on Jun 24, 2005

Fuzzy, I heard 15. I really dont understand why there is no demand for this thing. Just too much dilution - I am completely at a loss. Course, when you are grossing what he is - that is not a bad score for the weekend

... in response to Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, BB, posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

Only a sucker would pay $1000.00 to see fat bruce in sweatpants.

... in response to Cerry pick TLC...........I love it., posted by Heat on Jun 24, 2005

So far you've failed the ethics exam, and now the spelling bee. That's O.K., the math questions are coming soon...

... in response to Did You Mean Celery or Cherry ?, posted by TLC Bruce on Jun 25, 2005

How come a smart guy like you can't figure out eating gluttonous amounts of food will cause heart failure, kidney failure diabetes and other health problems?

You've got to 200 lbs overweight.

Hey I'm not joking.

... in response to Cerry pick TLC...........I love it., posted by Heat on Jun 24, 2005

I paid $900 a year ago in Panama. I dont remember the sweatpants but I did like the Panama Hat

... in response to Re: Cerry pick TLC...........I love it., posted by papi on Jun 24, 2005

Anybody can get the same girls at his parties. For free. Just book a room and sit in the bar.  But watch out for all the hookers that attend the parties.  The come in with the regular girls.

... in response to Re: Re: Cherry pick TLC...........I love..., posted by Heat on Jun 24, 2005

I guess we can safely assume the name "Heat" has been removed from Bruce's mailing list. Probably no more bikini catalogs for you

... in response to Re: Re: Re: Cherry pick TLC...........I ..., posted by papi on Jun 24, 2005

DArn , I thought you and heat and I would get invited free of charge for the next tour .... Guess Bruce thinks that might be a BAD investment ...

... in response to Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, BB, posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

FYI, i am a fan of BB. I think Susana is terrific

... in response to Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, BB, posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

I am sure Bruce just loves your tips...dont forget if guys dont pay the agencies cant exist

... in response to Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, ..., posted by papi on Jun 24, 2005


Papi,

The first time I visited Colombia,I paid for a tour in Barranquilla because I was concerned about the safety issue.
This year,I paid for a tour in Cartagena because I wanted to meet a large number of ladies in a three day time span.

I have made my contribution to the tour industry.

While on tour,I was quickly overwhelmed and confused by the "fog of war" and "the target rich environment".

I now prefer the individual "cita" format.

... in response to Papi  - I have paid for tours in the pa..., posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

come to Panama on July 1. I have 3-4 gringos and 12-15 of the best looking women. That should be less of a fog to sort through. We are having a Happy Hour - free. I am leaving for Panama on Wed.

... in response to Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, BB, posted by cabocancun on Jun 24, 2005

I was in BQ in january

I used Barranquillas Best and pais 50 dollars for 2 days of all the citas i could take.I met some nice women, but none i wanted a realtionship with . I  met one girl named jaquline who was a triguina and stacked, but she had a bad accident and it really left her kind of crazy. The best girl i met at BQ Best was margarita the secratary, but she is engaged to a PR dude, so could not get anywhere. If you saw her, she is my style all the way

KB

... in response to Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, ..., posted by Kiltboy1 on Jun 24, 2005

Margarita is in the states now...she married a gringo, but not sure if it's the same guy you're talking about.  She is a very nice girl, and has a nice body too!

... in response to Re: Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, A..., posted by beenthere on Jun 24, 2005

Yep

he was a Puerto Rican living in new York i believe, but i waould have married her like that. What a hottie

... in response to Re: Barranquilla Trip Report -TLC, AFA, ..., posted by Kiltboy1 on Jun 24, 2005


KB,

All the ladies who work in the office are beautiful.
Sometimes, it is difficult to focus on the photos in their books.
My number one goal in life is to have a happy marriage with a beautiful triguena.
Some of the triguenas have a skin color that cannot be described in words. You have to see it,to believe it.