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Yes I stole this from WLC but this is too funny and too true not to share.  

I guess Papi's mistake is he is too honest.

Enjoy  

Papi, you might not have the stomach or morals for this but let me share with you what the very successful agency owners have done to make their agencies more attractive and successful.

1. Hire gorgeous looking ringers, (models, hookers, beautiful women who may be married, women you pay to have their pics taken etc....) and put them on your website as being available. Every agency owner that I personally know in Colombia, FSU does this in one fashion or another.

2. get phony testimonials of average looking guys with gorgeous women claiming they met at your agency and are now either engaged/married/dating etc.....

3. Show much more suggestive pictures then you are currently showing. Your women and pics rate about a 3/10 on the "Peter Meter". Get some real risqué sexy pics and get them on the site. Show at least 3 pics of the gals in either bikinis or mini skirts etc. If a guy cant get a raging hardon looking at your site, he ain't getting off the couch to go on any tour.

4. Pay a bunch of good looking women to dress sexy and show up for an hour or so and take pics with a bunch of average looking guys in a party atmosphere and claim this was taken at your "last social"
5. You might want to consider advertising in a bunch of low class titty magazines. These are prime candidates to go on a tour. The horny bull knows no limits and doesn't scare easy as far as traveling.

5. Set up an introductionary free email service so guys can write to your good looking ringers and pay girls to write them back and claim they are dying to meet them and go out with them. You will have to pay the ringers some pocket money to go out with the guys once they get there. They can then use any excuse thereafter why they are not interested, but lurling the gringo over there is the key.

6. Take a trip to Cali/BQ/Bogotá and get to know personally the girls working for the biggest agencies. Strike up a friendship with one of the girls working there and invite her to lunch. Offer her about $200- $400 cash to provide you with their email mailing list. (this is very easy for them to do and they can just forward it to your email) This is GOLDEN and gives you the target market to go after. I would also go to the large company socials and the girls who register the girls at sign-in I would offer the same thing.

7. Your wealthier gringos that do make the tour, pay a pro to show them a lot of interest and to have sex with them and then have her disappear for a made up excuse. (the one that is most often used is she got back with her boyfriend) You will then have yourself a "mark" good for at least 3-5 return visits. (maybe even a "lifer)
If you are not prepared to do this and really roll up your sleeves and fight it out, then yes I agree, s*** CAN IT
Bien Suerte!

PD......One thing however you must never do is tell a "brother" that your women prefer dating white guys. Eh Clay?? ja ja ja  

... in response to How to be an Agency owner/ Advice for Pa..., posted by Heat on Jun 15, 2005

I can't believe that anyone would think that this post is funny and true.  My blood is boiling at you for passing along such garbage.  Any average guy from the US can go to Colombia and meet and marry a gorgeous girl and have a great life.  We all know this thats why we are here on this site.  There are thousands of beautiful ladies anxious to meet a decent guy who will not cheat on her. If you can't find a good mate in Colombia you have only yourself to blame as this is the best marketplace in the world.  

For an agency to be successful and pass the test of time  all they need do is put these parties together - we do not need gimmicks, lies or deceit we only need to run a good business.  It is also necessary to eliminate the undesirables - both male and female - so as to keep a positive attitude and high success rate.  You know the negative types - those who always want to blame others for their failures.  You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people.  Guys who are always bottom-fishing looking for the cheapest way to do things might choose a start up agency to begin this search and maybe this start-up might use deceit to lure clients.  This will only work for a short time and as you know the creme eventually always rises to the top so ultimately time will tell which agencies are the best.  After the initial start-up most agencies get the majority of their clients via word of mouth so deceit is not an option.  

Remember MR Agency basher if it were not for agencies this list would probably not exist,  The vast majority of guys who have married Colombian ladies have used agencies and have been successful.  The vast majority of guys who have been around for years and are still looking have tried usung the budget approach and look what its got them.

... in response to Re: How to be an Agency owner/ Advice fo..., posted by BogotaJim on Jun 16, 2005

I have to agree.Although there is some truth in the post it is blatenly unfair in indicting all.

Pete

... in response to How to be an Agency owner/ Advice for Pa..., posted by Heat on Jun 15, 2005

I copied/stole this from World Love college.

Sake is the author.

Which is a rich source of information on this whole process.

Check it out.

... in response to To be a little more clear......., posted by Heat on Jun 16, 2005

Did you notice that "Sake" backwards is "Ekas"?

Maybe just a coincedence... :-)

... in response to Interesting..., posted by Ray on Jun 16, 2005

no..I guess I missed that.

... in response to How to be an Agency owner/ Advice for Pa..., posted by Heat on Jun 15, 2005

I actually know 100% for a fact one of the biggest agencys in Colombia was having there secretaries write back clients posing as the girls themselves, and telling the man how much they liked there letter and wanted them to come visit them. Going through an agency to write a woman is a surefire disaster.

... in response to Re: How to be an Agency owner/ Advice fo..., posted by Kiltboy1 on Jun 16, 2005

I also can verify that I have seen this . I always believed it was happening 4-5 years ago but could prove it . But I did see it n the agency is now long gone ....

... in response to Re: How to be an Agency owner/ Advice fo..., posted by Kiltboy1 on Jun 16, 2005

Maybe that's the agency Okie used? I'm sorry his trip didn't pan out, but he did say that he was using an agency to relay and translate their messages. Maybe a little something got GAINED in the translations?

... in response to Re: How to be an Agency owner/ Advice fo..., posted by Kiltboy1 on Jun 16, 2005

KB,
I would like to know which agency writing letters for its members in Colombia so I can cross them off my list.  There is no reason to protect them here if you are certain of your allegation.  I do not plan on writing anyone before my next trip but I do not want to support a deceitful company in any way.
Thanks
Fathertime

... in response to Re: Re: How to be an Agency owner/ Advic..., posted by fathertime on Jun 16, 2005

[This message has been edited by Kiltboy1]

Fathertime

Email me  and i will tell you. If i said it here on the board, then i would be called a lier and so forth because there are so many people here that love this agency /owner, that there is no way they could believe this, but i saw it with my own eyes and so did a good friend of mine who is a Chicago Cop. we could not believe our eyes  and the secretaries actually laughed when they were doing it as well.

... in response to Re: Re: Re: How to be an Agency owner/ A..., posted by Kiltboy1 on Jun 16, 2005

Kiltboy,

  I havn't seen or met an agency yet that isn't full of lies and deception. Or for that matter as well as the women on thier sites. I have great stories and horror stories. So I guess there is a balance in there somewhere.

  I know already going into this I will have both sides and only hope I can run it the best I can. So all I can say is if I see something I don't like I will handle it. Well I should say eliminate it. I have a no tolorence rule. No second chance rule.

  As far as these other agencies I guess they are still in business for a reason, something must be working in their favor.

  Regards,

Michael Hurles
mike@yourlatinwife.com
www.yourlatinwife.com
The new era of International Relationships!

... in response to Re: Re: Re: How to be an Agency owner/ A..., posted by Kiltboy1 on Jun 16, 2005

So that your email addy isn't exposed. I believe, that Patrick, has protection from email grabbing programs in our profiles, but not here on the public board....thx

... in response to How to be an Agency owner/ Advice for Pa..., posted by Heat on Jun 15, 2005

N/T

... in response to Funny yet sad at the same time. Awesome!..., posted by Mazu on Jun 16, 2005

Muzu, how are the responses going?? any updates?? like anyone special??

... in response to Re: Funny yet sad at the same time. Awes..., posted by papi on Jun 16, 2005

I was surprised at the numbers of gals that have emailed in 24 hours. Including one of the two best looking gals on your entire site.

You have a great list my friend. I will keep everybody posted.

Thanks.

Matt
Mazu

... in response to Great response, posted by Mazu on Jun 16, 2005

I am glad to hear you got a good response so far. let me know if you hear from the one from my private stash.

... in response to Great response, posted by Mazu on Jun 16, 2005

Mazu, what are you doing with the list that is giving you a good response? Are you using some of your unique marketing techniques? ... george

... in response to Re: Great response, posted by maggiemtnman on Jun 16, 2005

No. Just gave Papi (Steve) a good picture and I have emailed a few of the gals. Having some good conversations.

Thanks Papi

... in response to PAPI RULES!!!!!!!!, posted by Mazu on Jun 17, 2005

Mazu, i am really delighted to hear it is going well. I hope you meet someone special. I think the ladies are fab and looking forward to getting together with Papi's picks end of the month

... in response to How to be an Agency owner/ Advice for Pa..., posted by Heat on Jun 15, 2005

good one Heat ...

... in response to Re: How to be an Agency owner/ Advice fo..., posted by Jake on Jun 15, 2005

i must admit it was pretty funny