Here is a good one I heard yesterday!!

My wife was invited over to a friends house to meet her boyfriend
who just came from the U.S. he is in his 60's and she is in her early
30's. Anyway my wife starts to talk to this guy and he tells her they
are already married. The guy tells her all she had to do was sign a
piece of paper and they are married. My wife told him she never
heard of that before. Well things get better... the guy hired a
english teacher to teach her english well he keeps watch on her
and she can go no where unless someone knows where she is at all
times. The guy told my wife his girl is coming to the U.S. in Feb
under a I-130 thru Neb. My wife had to call me to find out if any of
this was true... I had to laugh only because some guys will do
anything to pull a fast one... I also told her just to stay away from
this problem because it will be a big one in the future I can already
see it now.....