Just Think About This! **
**Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
**Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail.
**The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of a new car.
**It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
**If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, best get one who knows the judge.
**I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
**A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
**When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than so let him keep her.
**Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
**Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
**Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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