Cali trip report

Hello all,
First let me say, I met a friend down there who was hanging with Batman and charles. However I met him before charles wrote the post and I hope my friend wasn't hoodwinked by Batman, Good luck buddy, on to Cali report.
I'm going to try tell as much as possible, so I hope you can bear with me, as I'm writing most of this by memory, and i'm going to try to be as honest and objective as possible.
Day 1.I left my house at 3:00 am on tuesday the 23, because my flight to miami was at 6:00am, and with this orange alert you had to be there three hours before your flight. I checked in an boarded my flight and arrived in miami at 10:00am. I made my way to the Avianca airlines section and noticed that the line to Barranquilla was very long and the Cali line was short. Checked in and made my thru customs which was a breeze, because noone else was there, and since I came to Miami so early I now had five hours to kill until my flight. I waited and waited and finally it was time to go, so i watched everyone board the plane, and made sure I was last to board( I always do that because if you're the last to board, you can sit anywhere you want, sometimes first class if the stewardess aren't paying attention). I met a guy name Ron on the way, and he kept telling me how much I will love Cali, and enjoy the feria. Finally the plane lands and my heart is racing with anxiousness and nervousness. I stepped off the plane, excuse me, I ran off the plane, because I heard how long their customs line can be. I went thru customs and waited for my luggage. While there I met a beautiful Calena. I asked her in spanish "habla inglis?" She said in perfect english, "probably better than you". We had a good laugh at that. I found out that we both live in the same city, and she works two blocks from me! Well we are talking and soon realize that our luggage and half the planes luggage is not here. We checked with a airport employee and sure enough half the planes luggage is lost, including mine and the lovely calena. Ruined the moment big time. We made the lost luggage report and said we should meet for lunch in Boston, I said most definately. While walking thru the security checkpoint with my friend Ron, he told me to not to be to overwhelmed with the crowded outside, because there will be many people outside. Sure enough, there was, and I somehow found the taxi waiting for me and we were off to latinencounters. I must say, there was something peaceful and calm about the drive to Cali, and I enjoyed it and reflected on what might or might not be. I talked briefly with Margaret and met her lovely daughter Sandra, and adorable grandchild( I won't say her name online). I was very tired and then went to my room. Even though I had seen many beautiful women so far, I still had my mind on one particular latina. Next day 2.