... in response to Re: Just for Laughs, posted by lswote on Sep 4, 2003 And here is my profile:
50 year old American man with good job, but with average looks, 25 lbs. overweight, divorced, completely supporting a college age son at expensive undergraduate school, driving an 8 year old American 4 door sedan and living in rented house in small town in Oregon seeks:
25 year old voluptuous, sweet Latina, 5'5-5'7, 125 lbs., 38C-24-36 body without any cosmetic surgery or stretch marks, must want to marry a man 25 years older for love only, she must speak fluent English, she must really enjoy going to baseball games and like American jazz and blues, not whine about missing her family, friends, culture and country, must come from a well off family with parents that provide her a minimum $30,000 allowance a year, must enjoy making love only 5-6 days a week (I don't want to be "selfish", after all), be completely loyal, must cook a 4 course Italian or French food meal for me every day, must not have or want any kids. I'll even be a "sport" and forgo any requirements about her birthdate.
I figure as soon as the Fillipina girl gets her perfect mate, I'll get mine.
