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Author Topic: Back to reality again!  (Read 13127 times)
Calipro
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« on: August 16, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
Did I ever tell you guys just how much I like the women from Cali? Well in case I didn't. I should tell you that they are the most beautiful, sexy and enjoyable women, I have ever met. The next chance I get, I will travel to Cali and the next oportunity I get. I will marry another Caleña and bring her to the states. Don't try to talk me out of it. You'll be wasting your time because I'm caleña crazy.

It has dawned on me that the experiances I have had with women in Cali are quite different from the experiances others have had. I read a post a couple of days ago where some guy went to Cali and dated a lot of beautiful women and the only thing he had to say was basicly that he thought they wanted his money. Actually he said "they all seemed like they wanted something". What a bummer!!
They probably just wanted him to loosen up and have a good time for a change.

Although I enjoy going to Cali and meeting the women there, I realize it is not for everyone. So I have devised a little test for you guys to take before you go to Cali to help determine how enjoyable the trip will be and predict what kind of success you might have. It is a simple multiple choice test where you look at the picture and choose the response that you feel best represents the thoughts or ideas of the girl in the picture. There are no right or wrong answers. This test is simply a measurement of your attitude towards women and an indicator of your probable success.

After you take the test post your answers and I will post an anwer key later so we can all see how we did. Remember I'm here to help. If you fail the test, I will try to help you adjust your attitudes accordingly. If all else fails, I will start some online bible classes so we can all free yourselves from the need and burdon of self gratification.

To take the test go to: http://www.picturetrail.com then type in "calipro" under the album to be viewed. When you click on the album called TEST, you will be asked for a password.

The NBA has a franchise in Phoenix, Arizona. The team is called the Phoenix ****. It is a four letter name of the team and the password to the test.
This test is only for red blooded americans that have been or are seriously considering traveling to Cali to look for a bride.So, please don't call Colombia and tell them what the password is.


Have a great day ,  Calipro
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thundernco
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

test
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moam
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

[This message has been edited by moam]


CaliPro, It will be an total miracle if the tar n feather crowd doesn't come out of the closet after you on this one. Someone has got to protect those helpless women in Cali from you. If pics weren't bad enough, now you have some kind of test associated with'em, oh I can hear it now.
Do you have the kevlor vest and helmet at the ready?
Personally I like viewing pictures, I'm not politically correct, so I could care less as to how you got them. Got anymore???
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DaveyRich1
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

Calipro
send me an e-mail I will be in Phoenix this weekend for the Cubs diamondbacks game daveyrich1@msn.com
                    Thanks
                         Dave
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CaliSurviver
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

I read you post with interest.  I must say that I have never considered myself a person that is uptight however a few might.  If I am uptight because when someone asks me to pay their phone bill and school for their son while on the 3rd date I am to be considered uptight.

I feel that it is unreasonable to be asked that when there is no serious relation ship and when the women is seeing many other men.

I can not say that all women in Cali are like this.  I can say that I had serveral experiance where after a couble of dates the women asked for things that where out of line.

By the way I am a red blooded american but do not follow sports so I have no idea what the pasword is.
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cancunhound
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Back to reality again!, posted by CaliSurviver on Aug 17, 2003
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DOMINGUIN
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003


Calipro:

I would add another choice to all the multiple choices. "Is this gringo going to ask me for a blood test."

Just a little good natured kidding, to each his own.
Dominguin  
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pablo
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003


Hey Calipro,

I liked the photo of you wearing Stevie Wonder specs.  Let me hear ya say yea, yea.  (And you thought I was going say something negative.) 8-)

Pablo
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Freddie
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

And to the detractors that will be posting I say if you don't like them that's your problem.
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zack
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

great photos. It reminds me of how beautiful those Calinas really are compared to the other Colombian cities, in my opinion. I understand why you are calena crazy. I wouldn't give up on them either.

I got a kick out of your test- there ARE right and wrong answers. The responses that this will create will be entertaining.

Zack
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mudd
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

That was pretty funny. i loved the questions and answers!!!
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cancunhound
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Back to reality again!, posted by Calipro on Aug 16, 2003

Our new trolls here will be perplexed by this.

What about those city pics from before?  Post 'em, they were nice!
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HeyNow
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Very Nice CP, posted by cancunhound on Aug 16, 2003

Great pictures.  I didn't get to see all the photos on the last picture post you did.  "There are no wrong answers"  you better believe there are WRONG answers. Why do you think it's a test?  In about 20 minutes you are going to get some complaints.  Why?  alot of jeolousy out in that world.
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Wasp
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Very Nice CP, posted by HeyNow on Aug 16, 2003

Good for you dude.

But, why doesn't Nene smile?
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beenthere
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2003, 04:00:00 AM »
... in response to Re: Re: Very Nice CP, posted by Wasp on Aug 17, 2003

Why doesn't Nene smile?..............probably because she's tired of being called "nene" which is the MASCULINE for "baby", "dear" or "darling" in spanish.  She should be called "Nena" which is the correct use of the word when addressing a female.  Unless nene is REALLY a nene.............no, couldn't be.............
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