a little war bride humor

[Michael B]

Willie and Joe (WWII cartoon GI grunts). The setting: American troops are parading down the main street of a French village they have just liberated. All of the local women are leaning out of windows or standing on balconies, waving flags, holding up bottles of wine, blowing kisses and throwing flowers. All of the women have BEAUTIFUL bodies, but many have large ears, thick glasses and long narrow noses. Marching next to Willie and Joe is another GI, who has big ears, thick glasses and a long narrow nose. He turns to them and says "Guys! THIS is that village my old man TOLD me about!"