My phone just rang and it was my Colombian ex-wife. We haven't spoken since she last called about October, 2002. I saw her one night when I took my wife to a local Colombian restaurant about November, 2002, but we didn't speak.
First she wanted me to contact South of the Border and ask them to remove my testimonial. During happier times I sent a glowing testimonial to SOTB and they are still proudly running it on their website. To make matters worse I included both of our names and she is now advertising (at least on Latin-Euro) for another gringo. I'm sure some are making the connection and it is causing her some embarassment.
Then she asked me if I would prepare her tax return for a fee. I told her (in a gentle way) that there's not a chance in hell I will do that even for $1000. My wife would be "puterica" (I think is the correct slang). She's by far the most jealous woman I have ever met. At least she's not violent. I recommended that my ex look for a copy of TurboTax.
I'm sure this is not the last that I'll hear from my ex.
Steve