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Author Topic: Just stumbled across.  (Read 2892 times)
Kit
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« on: January 09, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:

- Two American men and one American woman

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred

* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a god_damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

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wizard
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2003, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Just stumbled across., posted by Kit on Jan 9, 2003

[This message has been edited by wizard]

my ex-wife... Didn't know she was going on a trip... Maybe this is why I haven't been pestered by her in awhile...

And people wonder why we go to LA...

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