Unbelievable

[Stephen]

MANILA (Reuters) - A Filipino man cut off his penis and tossed it
through a window to his estranged wife in a bid to prove his
fidelity, a Philippine newspaper reported on Thursday.
The man wrapped the severed member in a newspaper and threw it
through the window of his wife's parents' house in the northwestern
town of Malasiqui, the Philippine Star said.

"So you will not suspect I am courting another girl," the Star said
the man shouted before he hobbled off into the night.

His shocked wife gave the severed penis to police, who sought the
help of an embalmer to preserve it until her husband could be found,
the paper said.

http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/305700%7coddlyenough%7c02-27-
2003::08:09%7creuters.html

[Rota20]

... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005

Maybe he's on a comeback tour in the Philippines.

[Rota20]

... in response to Re: Unbelievable, posted by Rota20 on Jan 11, 2005

Maybe he's on a comeback tour in the Philippines.

[Ray]

... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005

Relax Stephen,

That’s one of the oldest tricks in the books in the Philippines (ask Jay if you don’t believe me). You stop by the slaughterhouse on the way home from work and buy yourself a pig’s dick and a bottle of pig’s blood and stick it in your pocket. Just tell the guy at the slaughterhouse that you’re having dinuguan and sausages for dinner.

Then you go to the girl’s house and put on the big emasculation act in front of her window, carefully pouring the blood over your crotch and then tossing the pig schlong through the window while professing your undying love for her and then limp away into the night. It works every time…well, almost every time.

Ray :-)

[stefang]

... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005

Ray what do you tell her the next day? It grew back on its own?

[Ray]

... in response to Re: It's an old trick..., posted by stefang on Jan 12, 2005

Don't ask me. The only time I tried it, she threw it back at me and said: "Did you really expect me to fall for that old trick?"

I guess I must have done it wrong(?)

[Jeff S]

... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005

Reminds me of an old joke. I forgot how it went, but the punchline was, "no thanks, I'll have it on the way home."

- Jeff

[Jay]

... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005

LMMFAO!!!    Oh... you mean THAT trick;-)

Jay

[Stephen]

... in response to It's an old trick..., posted by Ray on Jan 11, 2005

I'm gonna try that tomorrow in the courtroom.  I have this family law matter, and I think it would fit right in.

Stephen

[Jay]

... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005

Hi Stephen,

That's Fuking hilarious!! I'll bet the guy's a drunk. Only a drunk could be happy with his wife and no Tallywhacker. I feel sorry for him.

LMAO!!!

Jay

[Luther]

... in response to Unbelievable, posted by Stephen on Jan 11, 2005

He tried that with his first wife too.