Never say to a cop.....

[Stephen]

1. Hold my beer while I get my license.
2.Sorry officer I didnt know my radar dector wasn't plugged in.
3.Hey you must have been doing 125 mph to keep up with me.
4.Are you Andy or Barney.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6.Are you gonna check the trunk?
7.I pay your salary.
8.Gee officer the other cop gave me a warning too.
9.The officer say's your eyes look red have you been drinking, you say gee officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts.