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Author Topic: try these...  (Read 6105 times)
Bear
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« on: January 10, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »

Engineering conversions

1) Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi

2) 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton

3) 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope

4) Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond

5) weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram

6) time it takes to sail 220 yards a 1 nautical mile per hour? = knot furlong

7) 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Sterling

Cool half a large intestine? = 1 semicolon

9) 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz

10) basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower

11) shortest distance between 2 jokes? = a straight line

12) 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake

13) 1 million million microphones? = 1 megaphone

14) 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles

15) 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle

16) 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds

17) 10 cards? = 1 decacards

18) 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton

19) 1000 milliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen

20) 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche

21) 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin

22) 10 rations? = 1 decoration

23) 100 rations? = 1 C-ration

24) 2 monograms? = 1 digram

25) 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms

26) 2.4 statue miles of intravenenous tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 I.V.League

27) 100 Senators? = not 1 decision

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Ray
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to try these..., posted by Bear on Jan 10, 2004

Just kidding Bear!

I don't know why, but I liked #16...

Ray

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Bear
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2004, 05:00:00 AM »

... in response to Do you have nothing better to do?.........., posted by Ray on Jan 10, 2004

these were going around the office last week.  Some are quite good.  I actually liked 19 and 25.

Bear

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