Engineering conversions
1) Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi
2) 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton
3) 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope
4) Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond
5) weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram
6) time it takes to sail 220 yards a 1 nautical mile per hour? = knot furlong
7) 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Sterling
half a large intestine? = 1 semicolon
9) 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz
10) basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower
11) shortest distance between 2 jokes? = a straight line
12) 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake
13) 1 million million microphones? = 1 megaphone
14) 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles
15) 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle
16) 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds
17) 10 cards? = 1 decacards
18) 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton
19) 1000 milliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen
20) 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche
21) 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin
22) 10 rations? = 1 decoration
23) 100 rations? = 1 C-ration
24) 2 monograms? = 1 digram
25) 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms
26) 2.4 statue miles of intravenenous tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 I.V.League
27) 100 Senators? = not 1 decision