joke

[Stephen]

Q:  Should I have children after 35?
A:  NO, 35 children are plenty.

Q:  I'm two months pregnant, when will my baby move?
A:  With any luck, right after he finishes college?

[William]

... in response to joke, posted by Stephen on Jul 30, 2003

A 52 year old grandma  told her Dr that she needed a Rx for birth control pills.

"What for?" her Dr asked.

"To help me sleep" said G-ma.

Dr says, "But birth control pills wont help you sleep."

"Oh yes they do. I crush one up every morning and put it in the glass of orange juice that I give to my 16 year old grand daughter! I sleep like a baby now."

[Jeff S]

... in response to joke, posted by Stephen on Jul 30, 2003

A priest and a minister were arguing over exactly when life begins. The priest insisted it was at the moment of conception while the minister thought it was when the baby could survive on its own.

Overhearing the argument, a rabbi tried to intercede to help out. After listening to compelling arguments from both sides, he, stroked his beard and said: "You're both wrong. Life begins when teh last kid leaves home and the dog dies."