OK Ray and Dave - SOLD!

[Jeff S]

All you Filipinas (and anyone else for that matter) send in you breast feeding photos for a new page on my website. We think it's a beautiful, natural experience that should be shared with all. E-mail your pics to captainjeff@usa.com

- Jeff

[Michael B]

... in response to OK Ray and Dave - SOLD!, posted by Jeff S on Mar 15, 2003

Guys, in case none of you passed biology 101, feeding the baby is what they are FOR, and it's very special mother/child bonding and the best food for the child's health. It's NOT a peep show and I think some of you owe the ladies here an apology.

[Ray]

... in response to Mr. Prude here, posted by Michael B on Mar 16, 2003

If you're one of the ladies, then I apologize to you.

If you’re not one of the ladies, then why don’t you go get a sense of humor before you read this board? Duh!

Ray

[lswote]

... in response to Mr. Prude here, posted by Michael B on Mar 16, 2003

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I would like to correct you.  Feeding the baby is ONE of their purposes, but not their only one.  There have been studies done that have shown that breasts definitely serve a sexual function.  Guys aren't just having some immature mother fixation when they get caught up in breasts.  Back when our long distance male ancestors had sex exclusively from behind a female it was believed breasts were exclusively for feeding offspring and were non-existant except when nursing (like the female gorilla still is), but when the human species evolved to the point where the missionary position became predominate, breasts took on some of the sexual allure formerly served by the roundness of the butt and became larger full-time, not just during nursing.

As far as the peep-show comment goes, I agree with you.  Nursing is not meant to be something sexual and guys have to respect women in that regard.  However women would be well advised to realize men's needs and subsequent mind-set and should take any conversation of breast-feeding to some place where men aren't part of the audience.  You don't put meat in front of lions if you don't want it eaten and you don't put breasts (or conversation about breasts) in front of men if you don't want them gawked at or talked about.

[Peter Lee]

... in response to Re: Mr. Prude here, posted by lswote on Mar 16, 2003

Well said,

My 2cents worth is that because of the war in Germany and the lack of food my mother breast fed me till I grew teeth.  I do not have a breast fixation as I was not deprived of any breast as a baby.  So I tend to look at the butt more and the breast less as an adult.  But in the Army it baffled me to find most American men were preoccupied with conversations relating to women's breast and pictures of women's breast inside their lockers. If a baby is deprived of enough breast feeding and given a bottle so the mother can keep the breast shape, would that baby grow to have unfinished business in childhood?

[Dave H]

... in response to Mr. Prude here, posted by Michael B on Mar 16, 2003

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I will just apologise to you, since most Asian (Filipinas are hilarious!) ladies here have a since of humor. Ese, those Latinas got you Latina lovers wound tighter than a watch spring. I know...I've been there! Say, what do you suppose your breasteses are for? My guess is that they're just for ladies to look at. ROFLMAOCUMLTNTPIMMFP!!!

Dave H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Sorry Mike!, posted by Dave H on Mar 16, 2003

I'm thinking about piercing my nipples and hanging Christmas orniments on them...they ain't good for nothing else. ;o))) I feel a song coming on! HE he he...

Pierce H.

[Dave H]

... in response to Maybe..., posted by Dave H on Mar 17, 2003

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“Got Milk Special” by Dave H.
(sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Saturday Night Special)

Two breast they come a swingin’
One got a new tatoo
As a man’s wankin’ in the bathroom
Mama knows just what to do
So she creeps into her house, yeah
And unlocks the door
And as her man's reaching for his trousers
Shows him what thirty-eight’s are for

chorus:
Just a silicone implant special
Got nipples that's hard and cold
A little too firm for fondlin'
But her mans eyes fall out of their holes

Gay Bruce's been drinkin' Shirley Temples
And playing’canasta on a losin' night
And pretty soon ol' Bruce starts a thinkin
His man’s been cheatin' and lyin'
So Gay Bruce commence to scratchin’'
Thinkin’ his man’s bi
Gay Bruce done pulled his nipple
Pokes his friend right in the eye

chorus:
It’s a pierced nipple special
Got a stud that’s gold and cold
Ain't no good for nothin'
But scratch a man right in the eye

Male nipples were made for lookin’
They ain't no good for nothin' more
And if you like to go a runnin’
Your shirt might make them sore
So why don't we remove 'em guys
So there’s nothin’ left to see
Before some ol' baby come around here
Wanna milk either you or me

chorus
It’s a Sunday night dilemma
It’s rainin’ I got no where to go
Kinda board doin’ nothin'
So I just let my thoughts flow

This here lady have a baby
Breast feed him everytime he cry
When her husband gets all frisky
Squirts him right between the eyes

I ain't your Saturday night special,
Let that baby 5uck you dry
Clamp that baby onto your nipples
No man tough enough not to cry

Dave H. (Good Ol' Cus-O-Meter...is 5uck a bad word?) ;o)))

[Jay]

... in response to "Got Milk Special" (Warning So..., posted by Dave H on Mar 17, 2003

Hi Dave,

That's F'ing hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Jay

[Dave H]

... in response to Re: "Got Milk Special" (Warnin..., posted by Jay on Mar 18, 2003

Hi Jay,

FREEBIRD! Hmmm...maybe we could rewrite Freebird! I'm just an old Skynyrd fan! I know the song was anti-handgun. So I just had to make the point that there ain't nuthin' wrong with a .38 or a pair of them. It's all in how you use them! ;o)))

Dave H.

[Jay]

... in response to What Song Do You Wanna Here?, posted by Dave H on Mar 18, 2003

LMAO!! I have Skynards greatest hits cd right here. Has all the best. I'm a big fan.

Jay

[Jay]

... in response to Re: What Song Do You Wanna Here?, posted by Jay on Mar 18, 2003

...always did have trouble spelling Skynyrd. :-)

Jay

[Dave H]

... in response to "Got Milk Special" (Warning So..., posted by Dave H on Mar 17, 2003

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I was able to tack on the final verse. That is the shiznick to the shizzle! Check out Snoop Dogg's Shizzolator. http://asksnoop.com/ Time to put on my televizzle and check out the latest on Saddam Huisizzle. Oh my...Snoop Dogg's "Paid Tha Cost Be Be Da Bo$$" video came on and made my televizzle start to sizzle! Nuthin' But a Purple 'G' Thang!

Dave H.

[Ray]

... in response to "Got Milk Special" (Warning So..., posted by Dave H on Mar 17, 2003

:-)

[Humabdos]

... in response to Mr. Prude here, posted by Michael B on Mar 16, 2003

n/t