I've made some interesting obsevations this trip, cultural and otherwise. They are between a sweet little P1000 GRO and a wife, fiance, girlfriend, or lover.
GRO- You may get mugged.
Wife- You will get mugged.
GRO- No family problems.
Wife- Nothing but family problems.
GRO- You never have to spend the holidays with people you don't like.
Wife- You always have to spend the holidays with people you don't like.
GRO- No nagging.
Wife- 'Nuf said.
GRO- Tipping is optional.
Wife- Being plundered is routine.
GRO- No time wasted with foreplay.
Wife- Waiting and waiting and growing old.
GRO- No legal interest in your retiremant plan.
Wife. Uncanny knowledge of and too often a claim to...
GRO- The ever present danger of clap, or worse.
Wife- Same.
GRO- Fetching cold beer is understood to be part of the services rendered.
Wife- You should live so long...
GRO- When you're done, you're done.
Wife- You're not done till she says so.
GRO- No badly prepared meals.
Wife- An implied and never ending threat.
GRO- Almost any faux pas is overlooked.
Wife- Every faux pas takes on a life of it's own.
GRO- Wardrobe doesn't matter.
Wife- "Your tie doebsn't match."
GRO- Even the smallest gift is appreciated.
Wife- Rarely is a Rolls Royce enough.
GRO- Brings the client to multiple orgasms.
Wife- One 'favor' is damn near too many.
GRO- Guilt free.
Wife- "You don't love me anymore."
GRO- Requires no help with the housework.
Wife- Expects you to become a maid.
GRO- When her pimp takes her money, no matter.
Wife- When her brother asks for a loan...
GRO- She never gives you her mother's advice.
Wife- Mother-in-law jokes are not for nothing.
GRO- A pro will wash you up afterwards.
Wife- She rolls over and snores.
